I want to seduce my female friend

I admit it's been awhile, Chris, but you've been around long enough to know that I'm the prime example of the stopped clock principle.

 

Jeez, that clock must be on the fritz again.
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Yeah, that. ^^

 

You can't be saying stuff like that.

You're going to give him a bad reputation.

 

Careful, red. Just last week someone tried to convince me that I was going to shoot her. Because, you know, I'm such a violent person based, apparently, on all the defective pixels in my posts (or some other bullshit - I stopped reading when it stopped being amusing). True story.

 

You're right, I'm not sure what I was thinking (the_jazz not being the_asshole, no way!). Maybe my clock is malfunctioning.

 

Wow, some people are very odd.

I was trying to be funny in the spirit of thread and actual respect for your post.

Not sure WTF she was talking about

 

I'll leave the question of who is odd as a mystery for the ages. But at the end of the day, the point is that bisexual women who are hitting on their friends need to choose their opportunities wisely since they may not come around again for one reason or another and that the introduction of sex between two female friends may have unintended consequences.

 

Holy CRAP I need to get my brain checked. I did NOT read that as "clock" the first go around. Whoops!

 

It's only fitting. This is the TFP, after all, though strikingly inappropriate to the subject matter of this particular thread.

 

Now back to your regularly scheduled, girl on girl, head games action...

 

Sounds great! When do we start?

 

Your post does tie into the Sex "Times" thread .

 

I don't know, RedSneaker. That depends on your point of view. From my perspective, there's nothing wrong with your brain!