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Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by Baraka_Guru, Aug 2, 2011.

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  1. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    Relaxing on a lovely Sunday evening.
     
    snowy, Apr 13, 2014
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  2. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    Clean sheets. I love crawling into bed after a hot shower to clean sheets. I wash them every week, just for this feeling.

    And because they pill a lot and I can't stand to feel like there is dirt in my bed.
     
    Japchae, Apr 13, 2014
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  3. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    Dirty sheets. Because not being home for extended periods means trying to plow a hole into the basement through the woman from the bedroom, hips first.
     
    Plan9, Apr 14, 2014
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  4. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    I can't get up. I'm pinned down by a kitty.
     
    snowy, Apr 14, 2014
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  5. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    Hey, VP of sales for a major international bank, let me fix your clunky sentences for you...which is practically all of them....
     
    Baraka_Guru, Apr 14, 2014
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  6. DamnitAll

    DamnitAll Wait... what?

    Location:
    Central MD
    Hi, @Martian. Nice tattoo.

    [​IMG]
     
    DamnitAll, Apr 14, 2014
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  7. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    Baraka_Guru, Apr 14, 2014
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  8. redravin

    redravin Cynical Optimist Donor

    Location:
    North
    He should have had Baraka Guru edit that for him.
     
    redravin, Apr 14, 2014
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  9. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    Give me a scalpel, and I'll do it right fucking now.
     
    Baraka_Guru, Apr 14, 2014
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  10. Street Pattern

    Street Pattern Very Tilted

    Location:
    The American Midwest
    Wait, maybe his last name is Marsh.
     
    Street Pattern, Apr 14, 2014
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  11. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    I suspect it's a play on words, but I'm not going to argue either way.
     
    Baraka_Guru, Apr 14, 2014
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  12. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & be quiet.

    Location:
    Large City, TX
    Police officer: Tell me again what happened.
    Victim: This guy in a cardigan sweater grabbed me, wrestled me to the ground, put me in some kind of stranglehold, and when I came to my tattoo had been changed.
    PO: What was the other thing he did? The part you didn't quite understand?
    V: He was saying something the entire time, it sounded like poetry.
    PO: Poetry?
    V: Yeah, poetry.
     
    Chris Noyb, Apr 14, 2014
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  13. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    *wild-eyed, scalpel in hand*

    "Should God create a 'Marshian,' and I
    Deep-seated thoughts afford, yet loss of thee
    Would never from my heart; no no, I feel
    The Link of Nature draw me: Flesh of Flesh,
    Bone of my Bone thou art, and from thy State
    Mine never shall be parted, bliss or woe.”
     
    Baraka_Guru, Apr 14, 2014
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  14. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & be quiet.

    Location:
    Large City, TX
    Well-played, sir, well-played! (emoticons-clapping, thumbs-up, & bowing)
     
    Chris Noyb, Apr 14, 2014
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  15. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    Important note: I would, of course, channel Samuel L. Jackson's performance of Jules leading up to and quoting Ezekiel 25:17 in Pulp Fiction.



    View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2WK_eWihdU
     
    Baraka_Guru, Apr 14, 2014
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  16. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & be quiet.

    Location:
    Large City, TX
    I recently purchased a large & quite nice bible--$1.00--for the main pupose of looking up that (mis)quote.
     
    Chris Noyb, Apr 14, 2014
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  17. GeneticShift

    GeneticShift Show me your everything is okay face.

    Location:
    The land of drugs, violence, and 8 Mile Road
    I took a really satisfying poop this morning.
     
    GeneticShift, Apr 14, 2014
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  18. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    Well, there's one thing settled, but it's really only a half-step forward.
     
    snowy, Apr 14, 2014
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  19. RedSneaker

    RedSneaker Very Tilted

    Even if it is...it makes my eye twitch.
     
    RedSneaker, Apr 14, 2014
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  20. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    “The eye— it cannot choose but twitch;
    we cannot bid the ear be still;
    our bodies feel, where'er they pitch,
    against or with our will.”
     
    Baraka_Guru, Apr 14, 2014
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