What's Your Sex Number?

I remember a purity test like this back when in the early days of TFP and I came out pretty damned high on it.
Funny how my number is lower now because so many of the questions involve tech that I haven't really gotten involved with.
Anyway I came in at a fairly Freaky 110.

What's Your Sex Number

 

Jesus. That is way too long a list haha... I'll get on that tomorrow

 

82/200. And I took it before I saw this thread, so I didn't bother to copy the description.

Better than what I got when I took a similar test in high school.

 

83. And got a picture of a cat wearing a tuxedo costume. WTF? I've only been with my hubs, so I wasn't surprised.

 

I got 81 out of 200, and a cat wearing a tux with the caption MISSIONARY.

Bullshit.

Yes, I know these quizzes aren't scientific, they're for entertainment.
Apparantly my lack of a long list of partners, not met under a wide variety of circumstances, and my non-participation in social media, makes me relatively boring.

Bullshit.

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That "test" seems very biased towards folks having many partners, met under a wide variety of circumstances, and places a LOT of emphasis on sexing in social media.

 

In my case I haven't had many partners but I did meet Jadzia over old school social media so some of that was covered though many of the ones on the list went missing.
Where I picked up a lot of points was from living through the seventies and having partners with flexible leanings.

 

I was a late bloomer. My confidence didn't kick-in until the early/mid '80s. I was in college at the time (where I met my future wife), but I was a commuter full-time student with a part-time jobs, very little time for chasing ass. And HIV/AIDS was very big in the news at the time. Quite a few of the gay, bi, and just experimenting folks that we knew in college eventually died from AIDS.

 

130, which elicited a "WOW" from the quiz writer.

Definitely higher than the score I got the last time I took one of these ~15 years ago

 

71. I've never used any illegal drugs, and I have been married since before most social media were invented.

 

"You like to wine ‘em and dine ‘em, but not 69 ‘em. Keep it sweet and sexytimes are awesome, all that other stuff is just not for you."

I'm sure that isn't how I answered the 69 question.

50/200, and the damn cat is wearing a pink/white gingham farm dress. Wow, if it wasn't for all the Skype/etc sex with my then-hubby during his sandbox tours, I'd have scored in the friggin 30s.

 

Geez, I'm claiming age discrimination. I've been married longer than the World Wide Web has been around.

 

109 I guess I'm freakier than I thought.

 

I forgot to post a pic of the kitty, so I ran through it again, and got a 131. No idea what I missed the first time.

 

Well, this is disheartening (but should come as no surprise, really.)

Your Score: 11!


Dude, you suck. (and we know you're a dude. No woman would ever have your problems.) We bet you even cheated on the quiz to improve your score and it STILL didn't help! ROTFLMFAO! If you have kids, they're probably not yours biologically.

I recall some events in my past life which seriously affected the final results; for example, I did manage to make out with a girl once, but she stopped just before the 5 minute mark. When I asked her why, she simply grimaced and replied, "I want you to do poorly on an internet quiz years from now."

 

Why is there no like button in this thread dammit?

I want to thank the young lady who stopped your make out session.
She gave me one of the first decent laughs I've had for a while.
Of course, it was at your expense but oh well.