Pointless Announcements

New nickname, earned honestly: Orgasm Farter

 

Isn't that called a queef?

 

Ha. Wait til you get to my age. Then you'll see how laughable that statement can actually be.

 

That conjures up images that are both arousing and terrifying, DamnitAll!

Well....mostly terrifying...

 

Not in this case. Actual fart.

 

You could have just left it to our imaginations, my dear....

 

/backs out of the room
//silent, but deadly

 

If accompanied by orgasm, it's all good.

 

That is entirely dependent on the timing, SP. If it's silent enough, and deadly enough, you might never make it to the orgasm part.

Plus, there may be an issue with the Geneva Convention.

 

I presume it's not silent at all, rather, something like a trumpet blast announcing glad tidings.

 

Just took a silly quiz to see what chemical element I am (can't help it, I'm a chemist). Apparently, I'm Potassium:

You’re graceful and cool, but can react quickly when you need to. Often found by the sea, you’re essential for the function of all living cells.

I'm a little overwhelmed to find out that I'm so essential to all life on our planet, however I'm willing to accept the challenge.

 

That would ruin all of my fun.

 

I'm not a chemist, but I find the Periodic Table very useful for remembering lock combinations, numeric ATM passwords, etc.

 

I'm now picturing you as a new James Bond villain. A ruthless assassin who uses her feminine wiles to lure men to the bed, and then to their deaths.

I wouldn't presume to come up with a a name for this villain; I'll leave that to your fertile imagination, DamnitAll.

Although.....we could start with something like Orgasmica Fartlalotta, and work from there, if you're so inclined.

Geez, I think this site is starting to get to me......

 

Yeah, and it was HILARIOUS AND WONDERFUL.

 

Actually, as I recall, it was "adorable." At least in the moment. But yes, that too. ^^^


...also, for the record, though it was very un-silent, it was also very much un-deadly.

 

As long as it wasn't, "adorkable".

 

Ok, good! I was beginning to wonder until GeneticShift chimed in. We can all breath a sigh of relief! Or, just breath, again.