Too Much Sperm

Was there ever any doubt?

 

Roving hordes of excess sperm are now loose....



They want to take our women...

 

This reminds me of Larry Nivens essay about Superman and Lois Lane, Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex.
Super sperm blasting through the ceiling, flying about looking for places to go.

Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex

 

Perhaps Lois would've used an IUD impregnated (pun intended) with a bit of Kryptonite. That would slow the little buggers down.

 

wow great thread, what about sucking dick..I love that!!! Too much sperm are great for me! mm

 

An electron micrograph of some of my sperm...

 

And nobody has mentioned the apparant confusion among some folks over sperm and semen.

Please forgive me, but some folks might benefit from an explanation. Also I haven't had a cigarette since 5:30pm on Monday, still a bit grumpy.

1. Semen is the ejaculated fluid.

2. Sperm is (are) not the ejaculated fluid. See #3.
--Some folks do refer to the male orgasm as "sperming" and semen as "sperm."

3. Sperm are in the semen. They are microscopic. They have nearly nothing (as in very, very little) to do with the volume of semen.

 

And let's not forget
Sperm competition - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Sperm Wars - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Sperm Competition in Humans: Implications for Male Sexual Psychology, Physiology, Anatomy, and Behavior | Aaron Goetz - Academia.edu

On the other hand ...
No evidence for killer sperm or other selective interactions between human spermatozoa in ejaculates of different males in vitro.

 

All true Chris. However, with all these guys around overflowing with semen, we're left with hordes of sperm, flagellating around looking for eggs to fertilize.

There could be hundreds of billions of the little thugs, all seeking to fulfill their mission: seek out, penetrate, and fertilize.

I'm telling you, no one is safe....

 

Perhaps except for a few that don't want to be sent into the deep dark cave and have to be chased by the egg.
But I'm sure most of them march dutifully like stormtroopers, yelling out battle hymns on their way

 

Or maybe they're singing this ...

 

One thing I've never understood is WHY is there a market for increasing semen volume? I've never viewed it as a good thing, just extra mess.

 

Think of them as Spermtroopers.

 

or borrowing from the German SS... Spermastaffel, seig fertile!

...and now I have this mental image of microscope zooming in on them and seeing
them swimming in formation with their tails all moving back and forth in synch