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Too Much Sperm

Discussion in 'Tilted Life and Sexuality' started by purfectpus, Mar 2, 2014.

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  1. paddyjoe

    paddyjoe curious

    Location:
    ROC boy gone south
    Dammit! I think those were pages that were stuck together….
     
    paddyjoe, Mar 11, 2014
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  2. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    I hear melon does it too...but I just don't want to eat that much of it.
    Carrots are good for sperm mobility & strength. (if anyone wants to make a mini-me...)
     
    rogue49, Mar 11, 2014
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  3. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

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    Earth
     
    Plan9, Mar 13, 2014
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  4. Herculite

    Herculite Very Tilted

    You just gotta deal with it.

    TMI time. I'm a firehose too. One play partner of mine used to joke she needed a full roll of paper towels when I came over. Its not that big a deal though, some women have been able to swallow all of it, others couldn't but I always warn them. If its too much for you, just ask him to tell you when the big event is happening, my personal phrase is "incoming!", and aim it elsewhere.

    And keep a roll of paper towels handy.
     
    Herculite, Mar 13, 2014
    #44
  5. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
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    Kinda rough on the skin. Maybe a nice microfiber towel would be a more humane choice.

    It's certainly more environmentally friendly.
     
    Plan9, Mar 13, 2014
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  6. omega

    omega Very Tilted

    When I was a younger man I used to wear tube socks. Now that im older I only wear the little crew socks. I miss the younger me. He could fill a tube sock.
     
    omega, Mar 13, 2014
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  7. redravin

    redravin Cynical Optimist Donor

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    North
    I try to go for distance rather than volume.
    That way I can get the 3 point shot.
     
    redravin, Mar 13, 2014
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  8. NobleDeb

    NobleDeb Getting Tilted

    Location:
    New England
    You missed ...
    But I got the rebound!
     
    NobleDeb, Mar 16, 2014
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  9. evaderum

    evaderum Getting Tilted

    Location:
    California
    Is there a penalty for double dribble? >.>
     
    evaderum, Mar 16, 2014
    #49
  10. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    Somehow relevant...

     
    Plan9, Mar 16, 2014
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  11. redravin

    redravin Cynical Optimist Donor

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    It means I get a free throw.
     
    redravin, Mar 16, 2014
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  12. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

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    Earth
    How did I miss this? This explains everything.
     
    Plan9, Mar 19, 2014
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  13. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

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    Toronto
    Kellogg's Vector:​
    ​
    What's the Vector of your pecker?​
    ​
     
    Last edited: Mar 19, 2014
    Baraka_Guru, Mar 19, 2014
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  14. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    Hah, this thread reminds of the craze sweeping the US military back in 2003-2004: penis supplements.

    Half my platoon was on pills: Magna RX (?) and something called Ejaculoid (?; "Says it's a volumizer!")

    Dunno, but I guess the idea was to go war and come back with a ten pound cock that blasted pudding pies.
     
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    Plan9, Mar 19, 2014
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  15. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    My favourite penis supplement is nutritious food.

    Which is good because nutritious food is also my favourite cleansing/detox regimen.
     
    Baraka_Guru, Mar 19, 2014
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  16. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    Yeah, but that doesn't have the placebo power to make you believe you're toting a tapioca cannon.

    The best thing about these snake oil supplements is the ludicrous amount of adjectives on the bottle.

    (Don't Google any of this stuff, BTW--I just made the mistake of doing it via DuckDuckGo, regret it.)
     
    Plan9, Mar 19, 2014
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  17. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    I masturbate before sex so I don't tear through the condom or get a "stack overflow."

    There isn't much worse than turning a condom into a pastry bag.
     
    Baraka_Guru, Mar 19, 2014
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  18. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    In all seriousness...is there really too much sperm???

    I've seen all types of professionals in vids for decades.
    It really isn't all that much. (unless it's obviously fake)
    Even for those actors known for it.

    I mean, girls squirt out geysers at times.
    But too much sperm?

    What? Sell some then.
    It's like blood, it's a desired commodity. :rolleyes:

    Messy, yes. Sticky, yes. Much, nah.
    Hell, even its trajectory & momentum is more damaging than any flooding.
    It's like a bullet, not a wave.
     
    rogue49, Mar 19, 2014
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  19. Herculite

    Herculite Very Tilted

    It takes a special kinda woman to swallow, trust me on that. I've had more than one sort of give me a look the first time that amounts to "what the hell?" Other than that its not a big deal.
     
    Herculite, Mar 20, 2014
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  20. NobleDeb

    NobleDeb Getting Tilted

    Location:
    New England
    I'm special :rolleyes:
     
    NobleDeb, Mar 20, 2014
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