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Sex and urination

Discussion in 'Tilted Life and Sexuality' started by Street Pattern, Mar 15, 2014.

  1. Katia

    Katia Very Tilted

    Location:
    Earth
    No, definitely not a turn on. But, if I have to go urgently and he's in the bathroom, it's too bad sissy boy! Let's be real here, after seeing two births, he's seen it all.
     
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  2. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect

    Location:
    At work..
    Very true
     
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  3. MeltedMetalGlob

    MeltedMetalGlob Resident Loser Donor

    Location:
    Who cares, really?
    Not yet, but maybe after I post this semi-relevant pic!
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    By George, after being in that bar long enough it's no wonder Meryl hits the sauce as hard as she does...
     
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  4. Street Pattern

    Street Pattern Very Tilted

    Google Street View will politely auto-blur your face.

    Even if you happen to be a statue.
    face-amsterdam.jpg
     
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  5. Stan

    Stan Resident Dumbass

    Location:
    Colorado
    Pretty much the way it is in our house.

    I'm told by former roommates that I had a "piss in the woods" test for girls that I dated. Around date #3 I'd end up somewhere outdoors w/o a bathroom. It would seem the Mrs passed.

    Nothing erotic about it, just practicality.
     
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  6. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    I had to pass that test.
     
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  7. My aunt, in her seventies at the time - was walking in the woods with me - gentle stroll on flat grassy ground - and I had to go and went behind a tree. She said "Oh God. Youre not weeing there are you. I have never weed anywhere but in the lavatory". Guess thats why she is still a single widow.
    Son offered to put cat litter in the drawer that slides under my car seat. Sniggering little shit.
     
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  8. Cayvmann

    Cayvmann Very Tilted

    My woman likes to come into the bathroom while I pee. She does it to aggravate me. Nothing turns her on. (she's going to sense I typed this and hit me later. woot)
     
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  9. cheri95 Vertical

    my bf saw me wee a tiny bit at the nude beach in mount eliza and said its the first time he saw a girl do that without a toilet and said that its fun to see something new. i never saw him do that, so its hard to say what i think yet. i like his penis so it might be ok.
     
  10. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    Funny...all my time on the web and about...and pee does nothing for me whatsoever.
    If it's part of a good skit...I just fast forward. Not grossed out, I'll piss where I need to...just doesn't hit me, don't need to see it.
    And seeing a woman on the toilet doesn't do anything either...it just is, nothing more.
     
  11. OtherSyde

    OtherSyde Slightly Tilted

    Location:
    San Diego, CA
    Yeah. Occasionally during a bipolar upswing period of hypersexuality I've fantasized about watersports in general, but that's rare, and beyond the nudity factor I don't get particularly aroused by the thought of a girl peeing... :confused: