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My penis gets too hard

Discussion in 'Tilted Life and Sexuality' started by mopeddude, Mar 11, 2014.

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  1. RedSneaker

    RedSneaker Very Tilted

    Skinny jeans are not a man's friend.
     
    RedSneaker, Mar 11, 2014
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  2. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    Yeah, I'm trying to figure out how to work a codpiece into this thread but it seems a bit superfluous considering the action the cod is getting.
     
    Plan9, Mar 11, 2014
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  3. hamsterball

    hamsterball Seeking New Outlets

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    Coming soon to a galaxy near you

    I suspect he looks at you that way quite often, @snowy. But that's an entirely separate topic.....

    :p
    --- merged: Mar 11, 2014 at 9:47 PM ---

    Sounds like a potentially serious case of penis erectus improbabilius. Not to mention firing that thing at the ceiling. He should holster the damned thing and leave the safety on.
    --- merged: Mar 11, 2014 at 9:48 PM ---
    Oh, he knows, @Borla......he knows........
     
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    hamsterball, Mar 11, 2014
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  4. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    Feeling the love over here.
     
    snowy, Mar 11, 2014
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  5. hamsterball

    hamsterball Seeking New Outlets

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    My penis salutes you, @snowy....

    err....what I meant to say was.....ummmm....

    Oh fuck it...:D
     
    hamsterball, Mar 11, 2014
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  6. evaderum

    evaderum Getting Tilted

    Location:
    California
    Skinny jeans certainly wouldn't be my friend. Even slim cut jeans feel crowded.
    And somehow I doubt skinny jeans have TARDIS tech to be bigger on the inside.
     
    evaderum, Mar 11, 2014
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  7. Street Pattern

    Street Pattern Very Tilted

    Location:
    The American Midwest
    I wear black jeans almost every day.
     
    Street Pattern, Mar 11, 2014
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  8. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    It's cool. I can handle it... ;)
     
    snowy, Mar 11, 2014
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  9. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

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    Earth
     
    Plan9, Mar 11, 2014
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  10. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    Pfft, mouthfuls are for sissies.
     
    snowy, Mar 11, 2014
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  11. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

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    Toronto
    You said a pharynxful?
     
    Baraka_Guru, Mar 11, 2014
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  12. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    Mmffmhmmf.
     
    snowy, Mar 11, 2014
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  13. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

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    Hah, that reminds me of that grand old thread where @ZombieSquirrel was talking How to Measure Proper Size via Throat and @Baraka_Guru, IIRC, went "Balls to chin for the win!"
     
    Plan9, Mar 11, 2014
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  14. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    No, you've got to get the balls in there too. Gently, though.
     
    snowy, Mar 11, 2014
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  15. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    Balls touch her chin, you didn't win.
    Run out of throat, you get her vote.
    But past the gag, it's in the bag.

    Source: Bf is on the small side, will sexual intercourse suck? | Page 6 | The TFP
     
    Baraka_Guru, Mar 11, 2014
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  16. redravin

    redravin Cynical Optimist Donor

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    And this is why I missed TFP.
     
    redravin, Mar 11, 2014
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  17. hamsterball

    hamsterball Seeking New Outlets

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    That's a very generous offer. I'm on my way. ;)
     
    hamsterball, Mar 11, 2014
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  18. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    See you in eight hours or so, depending on connections.
     
    snowy, Mar 11, 2014
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  19. Charlatan

    Charlatan sous les pavés, la plage

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    Temasek
    You know, skinny jeans are not your enemy. I was wearing skinny jeans back in the dark ages and my teenage wood never had the issue of running out of space... it made its own space.

    The fact that I can't really rock (read: fit) skinny jeans these days is irrelevant as I wouldn't be caught dead wearing something so lame.

    While I am sure an argument can be made for track pants as at home lounge wear (this is amplified by easy access to your junk) I was trying to make the point that leaving the house in this kind of clothing is just gross. Nobody wants to see your bouncing package as you strut through the Wal*Mart. Get some real clothes or stay home.
     
    Charlatan, Mar 11, 2014
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  20. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect

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    At work..
    You mean like a judge does in court.
     
    ralphie250, Mar 11, 2014
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