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Too Much Sperm

Discussion in 'Tilted Life and Sexuality' started by purfectpus, Mar 2, 2014.

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  1. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    The only thing you have to worry about it not most of the volume, which most focus on cleaning up,
    It's the lingering drips and drabs left some minutes after.
    Those can create "hard" spots.

    Never thought mother nature would have men create liquid cement. :rolleyes:
     
    rogue49, Mar 9, 2014
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  2. OtherSyde

    OtherSyde Slightly Tilted

    Location:
    San Diego, CA
    Seriously, who really wanks it into a sock? I thought that was just some weird urban legend thing or something... :confused:

    What if you deep-throated when he came, so it just went straight down your throat? Could that work? Sorry, I'm no expert on fellatio...
     
    OtherSyde, Mar 9, 2014
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  3. Charlatan

    Charlatan sous les pavés, la plage

    Location:
    Temasek
    I don't think most are wanking into a sock but rather using it to clean up, after.

    I am sure I have used on at least a couple time when I was stuck without tissue.
     
    Charlatan, Mar 10, 2014
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  4. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    I was so friggin' glad that the very first post I spotted when I crashed back to Earth was this one. It's like a Penthouse letter.

    Uh-huh. Tell me us more.

    The NRA teaches new shooters to never point a gun at anything they aren't willing to shoot. On that note, you should probably be conscious of where he's pointed when the heavy breathing starts and work to keep it pointed in a safe direction.

    Jesus. No, that's not normal; it's exceptional. I find it difficult to believe this dude is discharging a Hunt's Snack Pack on a regular basis, but whatever.

    Anyway, there is no should in the you being into it or not. As with any sexual activity, you either do it because you like it, he likes it, or you're experimenting to see how it feels.

    If you like messy, it would appear that this guy can provide copious amounts of his pearly essence to entertain your desire to be smothered by man-spackle like you're on the menu at Waffle House.
     
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    Plan9, Mar 10, 2014
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  5. RedSneaker

    RedSneaker Very Tilted

    Nice visual. Welcome back.
     
    RedSneaker, Mar 10, 2014
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  6. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    True story: I first saw the term "pearly essence" used in a tattered '90s copy of Penthouse.

    It's the sophisticated way of referring to the congealed projectiles we men lob at our partners.

    And thanks, it's good to be back. Gotta remember to stretch before I wade into the fray here.
     
    Plan9, Mar 10, 2014
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  7. Levite

    Levite Levitical Yet Funky

    Location:
    The Windy City
    We missed you, man.
     
    Levite, Mar 10, 2014
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  8. RedSneaker

    RedSneaker Very Tilted

    Keep telling yourself that...
     
    RedSneaker, Mar 10, 2014
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  9. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    Ahem... you notice what thread we're standing in right now, by chance?
     
    Plan9, Mar 10, 2014
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  10. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    I suppose it is more sophisticated than many of the other options. I mean, I prefer to say splooge, but writing it just doesn't work for me. Pearly essence feels a little hokey, though, but I can work with it.
     
    snowy, Mar 10, 2014
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  11. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    *palmface*
     
    Plan9, Mar 10, 2014
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  12. hamsterball

    hamsterball Seeking New Outlets

    Location:
    Coming soon to a galaxy near you
    I prefer to refer to it as my "manly essence"

    :D
     
    hamsterball, Mar 10, 2014
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  13. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    His manly essence smothered her ample bosom.
     
    snowy, Mar 10, 2014
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  14. TheSurgeOn

    TheSurgeOn Getting Tilted

    Location:
    England
    'The Gush' can be fatal.
     
    TheSurgeOn, Mar 10, 2014
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  15. Jon Quixote

    Jon Quixote Vertical

    Location:
    California
    When I was a teenager, I would try to do it as I changed clothes. That way, you could use the dirty clothing to clean it up, which I now realized was more than a little reckless. And no, the whole firehose thing is not normal. Admirable (and inconvenient), but not normal. Strangely enough, I have no good stories concerning this (that I remember, anyway), which is strange, because I have had some weird experiences concerning oral.
     
    Jon Quixote, Mar 10, 2014
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  16. RedSneaker

    RedSneaker Very Tilted

    The sticky floor thread?
     
    RedSneaker, Mar 11, 2014
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  17. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    The only reality I can relate this to for perspective, is the porn-star Peter North's known (and observed) habit of cumming "in buckets"
    There is a reason he's known as "Beer Can" :D

    In the end, like it or lump it...because if it's real, it is who they are.
    The same way any partner deals with/enjoys the quirks of who you are. (physical capacity counts too...)

    Hey, think of it as the equivalent of a woman who squirts.
    Enjoy it, don't drown in it. ;)

    Personally, I think of Led Zeppelin's "Whole Lotta Love" when pondering this. :cool:
    If you know/feel the meaning of that song, then you got it. (and you're getting it good...)
     
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    rogue49, Mar 11, 2014
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  18. Cayvmann

    Cayvmann Very Tilted

    Location:
    Central North Carolina
    Last edited by a moderator: Mar 18, 2014
    Cayvmann, Mar 11, 2014
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  19. CHINESE CRESTED

    chinese crested Slightly Tilted

    chinese crested, Mar 11, 2014
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  20. tawnebachus

    tawnebachus New Member

    Location:
    Mesa, AZ
    Nutritionally, there are a few things that are reported to increase ejaculate.

    Lecithin is one of those things and Zinc is another of those things.

    Lecithin is reported to increase ejaculate if a male consumes a large daily amount (3000 mg - 5000 mg), however zinc is reported to increase ejaculate when a person consumes a small amount (10-12 mg daily).

    Common foods that provide decent levels of zinc are oysters (actually an excellent source of zinc), poultry, red meat, crab, lobster and fortified breakfast cereal. Providing less zinc are foods like beans, nuts, wholegrains and dairy.

    Is your boyfriend eating large volumes of these types of foods or possibly he eats a combination of these types of things?

    Just thinking out loud. Good luck.
     
    tawnebachus, Mar 11, 2014
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