Too Much Sperm

I admit, I love sucking dick, but I've having some issues with my new beau. I love the taste, but he's much much more. I thought I was blasted by a firehose. Most men, it's no more than a few teaspoons, and I love it, but damn. First time I got choked and it squirted out my nose and as I backed off I got splooged in the face and all over everywhere. I was so embarrassed, turned on and grossed out all at the same time. It must have been a 1/2 cup or more in multiple squirts. He must squirt like 7 or 8 times. Is this normal? How do I cope with this. Should I just get into it or what. It's just too much to take.

 

@perfectpus ~Does he cum that much every time? I would love to to be blasted like a firehose sometime but I don't know if I could take it every time.
I know a guy that often squirts 7 or 8 times and it sometimes seems like more than three tablespoons. It's great and like you I love his taste.
Anyway I wouldn't call his prodigious output of splooge normal but if I were in your place I would try to get into it.
If you know whats coming er cumming hopefully you can avoid the choking and squirting out the nose.
Or you might try jerking him off into a measuring cup first. Then try sucking him off to find out if he cums less the 2nd time.
If after some time you find it too hard to take then you may have to give him the heave ho.

 

NobleDeb he does the first time around... the Second is still pretty much but I can swallow that without loosing it., but that 1st orgasm sure is messy!

 

@purfectpus ~I bet most of the guys around here would love to have that problem.

 

but they don't have to clean up all that goo

 

True enough

 

Good Lord. That's a lot of man juice.

Maybe finish him off by hand instead of in your mouth. And if you don't want that heavy a facial (and I could imagine not wanting that), finish him off on your boobs. Most guys enjoy putting a little snow on the mountains. I mean, better have a towel ready. But still, better than having the faucet turn to 11 while it's tickling your uvula.

 

You could always have him masturbate a little while before being intimate with him. Like you said, the second time around tends to be less in quantity.

And as @Levite said, there's always having him finish in other places.

 

I guess so, but we get carried away... I've told him he's porn star material

 

That's a damned impressive amount of semen.

Truth.

You think us guys just leave the evidence laying around after having a wank ?

You could have him help (don't cringe, we're all adults).

 

You mean....a towel? Because that is what I would use.

 

After cleaning out my sons room after he left home, I came to the conclusion, having been led there by evidence - that he preferred socks to towels.

 

Been there, done that.

 

When I was of a certain age I had my mom convinced the dryer ate them.......

 

Now I am really concerned that I will never find the partners for the three bags of odd socks I have accumulated! (but would I want to? Nah)

 

I've never been attracted to socks. They are for feet, ya know?

I used to be pretty prodigious in the man-juice arena, but since being married (twice) and wives who don't seem to care for sex (how do I pick em?), I doubt that I have too much for anyone... Except me, of course.

 

It's easier to dispose of the evidence when you use paper tissues.

 

^^^ Amen