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Masturbation

Discussion in 'Tilted Life and Sexuality' started by Alexandria, Dec 29, 2013.

  1. east.dakota.13

    east.dakota.13 New Member

    7 years and no sex? I hope your giving him the best blowjobs a woman can. Otherwise, he is definitely more likely to stray.
     
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  2. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & be quiet.

    Location:
    Large City, TX
    Although Alexandria hasn't visited, or at least hasn't logged in, since 01-01-14, here's my .02.

    Seven years is a long time to be together, especially with no sex. You're 25 and he's 27. Given the length of time that you've been together and your respective ages, you should be able to openly discuss sex and masturbation. Discussing masturbation isn't easy for some people, but y'all really need to get it out in the open.

    Add me to the list of people who say his choice of wank material doesn't mean that he wants "them" instead of you.
     
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  3. OtherSyde

    OtherSyde Slightly Tilted

    Location:
    San Diego, CA
    Hmmm... Interesting thread...

    You know, when I joined TFP 5 or 7 years ago, I got the impression that it was one of those sort of stuck-up, stuffy high-brow communities where everybody was all classy and elegant in their speech, only discussing topics of the utmost social importance and sociopolitical relevance... So I left out of boredom.

    Imagine my pleasant surprise as I return half a decade later and come to find a forum more closely resembling something closer to a cocktail party where most of the attendees are over by the punch bowl half-sloshed and jibbering about masturbation habits, a good number of others are engaging in some kind of unspeakable depravity somewhere upstairs - possibly involving fursuits and various pieces of fruit, and a few of them are coked outta their gourds and stumbling around outside in the front lawn mostly naked.... So in other words, the exact kind of party I want to stay at!
     
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  4. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & be quiet.

    Location:
    Large City, TX

    I've never found TFP to be stuffy, stuck-up, or high-brow (well, there were & still are are some very intelligent TFP members who love to read their own writing :p ). I'd say the "partying" crowd was much more prevalent here seven years ago than today. But I'm not privy to what goes on behind the scenes here :eek: .
     
  5. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect

    Location:
    At work..
    This thread makes me think about masturbating.
     
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  6. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    [​IMG]
     
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  7. Street Pattern

    Street Pattern Very Tilted

    Oh, dear. Is that so wrong?

    I'll just quietly slink away now.
     
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  8. Charlatan

    Charlatan sous les pavés, la plage

    Location:
    Temasek
    @street pattern, I am pretty sure he was referring to those of us who frequent the politics section. Just a hunch.
     
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  9. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    You don't know us very well, do ya? ;)
     
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  10. omega

    omega Very Tilted

    I have no idea what you are talking about. The people here now clustered by the punch bowl are the little cliques that all pat each other on the back for every little inane comment. This place used to be a lot more stimulating with a lot more topics to be discussed. The sexuality board, the ladies lounge, etc... we need some people back pissing in the cornflakes. Or people who are completed and a trainer. There are people here with 1500 posts and five thousand likes. They are not that interesting.
     
  11. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & be quiet.

    Location:
    Large City, TX
    I've clicked on only three alerts and read two hard slams of the current TFP.

    I agree that the TFP used to be much more active with a greater diversity of thread topics, opinions, views, etc. As for cliques, that is the main reason that I stepped away from TFP 4.
     
  12. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    Well, then bring in more people...

    Back to masturbation. :cool:
    The topic "at hand"
     
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  13. DamnitAll

    DamnitAll Wait... what?

    Location:
    Central MD
    Glad you're back!

    Glad I stepped away from that forum a while ago. ;)
     
  14. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    Have you tried participating more? You only post on average once every two days.

    It reminds me of the allegory: Expecting the stove to give you heat before giving it any fuel.
     
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  15. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    Or wand.

    [​IMG]

    I'll be back later. ;)
     
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  16. DamnitAll

    DamnitAll Wait... what?

    Location:
    Central MD
    National Masturbation Month is just about two short months away.

    Just saying.
     
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  17. hamsterball

    hamsterball Seeking New Outlets


    Really, @ralphie250? Why is that?

    :D
     
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  18. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

    Location:
    Baltimore/DC
    Ok...then I'm going to get a head-start. Need to be in shape.
    Practice, practice, practice...

    ooo...maybe an "alternative" variation of the Fitness challenge. ;)
    squats => thrusts, pushups => cradle/cup, leglifts => rubs
     
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  19. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect

    Location:
    At work..
    You mean it ended??? Fuck nobody told me...
     
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  20. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect

    Location:
    At work..
    Not real sure. Let me get some lotion and think about it.
     
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