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Adult Science Jokes

Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by genuinemommy, Nov 21, 2011.

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  1. hamsterball

    hamsterball Seeking New Outlets

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    I think that says a lot about where your head is, @rogue49.

    I can relate... :D
     
    hamsterball, Feb 8, 2014
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  2. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    Yes, this is a joke... :(
     
    rogue49, Feb 11, 2014
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  3. hamsterball

    hamsterball Seeking New Outlets

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    hamsterball, Feb 12, 2014
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  4. fjmollot

    fjmollot Getting Tilted

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    fjmollot, Feb 12, 2014
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  5. hamsterball

    hamsterball Seeking New Outlets

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    Couldn't resist this one....

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    hamsterball, Feb 12, 2014
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  6. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    TGIF...get away from those shitty idiots... :cool:
     
    Last edited: Feb 14, 2014
    rogue49, Feb 14, 2014
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  7. fjmollot

    fjmollot Getting Tilted

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    fjmollot, Feb 14, 2014
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  8. hamsterball

    hamsterball Seeking New Outlets

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    hamsterball, Feb 14, 2014
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  9. hamsterball

    hamsterball Seeking New Outlets

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    hamsterball, Feb 15, 2014
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  10. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    @hamsterball can I use that line in my online dating summary?? :p
     
    rogue49, Feb 15, 2014
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  11. hamsterball

    hamsterball Seeking New Outlets

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    Feel free @rogue48!
     
    hamsterball, Feb 16, 2014
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  12. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    Personally, my usual kink is golden spirals...but at the moment it's imaginary numbers on the web... ;)
     
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    rogue49, Feb 17, 2014
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  13. hamsterball

    hamsterball Seeking New Outlets

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    When I first read that, @rogue49, I thought maybe you were some kind of degenerate.

    Then I found that golden spirals were logarithmic functions and I realized that you're even worse than I suspected.

    :p
     
    hamsterball, Feb 17, 2014
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  14. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    Yes, that's the pun of it vs. the more infamous real kink (which I am NOT into)
    That's me, pun on top of pun on top of joke, all with geek mixed in to all.
    Now I just need to square my positive efforts, then I can make my positions real and whole. ;)
     
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    rogue49, Feb 17, 2014
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  15. MSD

    MSD Very Tilted

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    Toward the other end of the spectrum is the partner-ambiguous "68 and I owe you one."
     
    MSD, Feb 17, 2014
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  16. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    Happy Hump Day Y'All. :)

    And to make it feel like you're not doing oh so much during the week.
    Here's some perspective...

    Frequency

    Too complicated for me to post it here.

    Now, don't stare at it too long...because you might get dizzy. :confused:
    Just think how God feels...Oi Vey

    In all seriousness...Reality handles it all...Me, I can't balance my checkbook. :rolleyes:
    Both are good samples of Chaos Theory...
     
    Last edited: Feb 19, 2014
    rogue49, Feb 19, 2014
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  17. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    Question: Why does hamburger have lower energy than steak???

    Answer: Because it's in the ground state...




    **No chemicals in this meat, just entropy (non-preservative). ;)
    TGIF...and I'm hungry now.
     
    rogue49, Feb 21, 2014
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  18. fjmollot

    fjmollot Getting Tilted

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    fjmollot, Feb 24, 2014
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  19. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    [​IMG]Two chemists meet for the first time at a symposium...

    One is American, the other is British.
    The British chemist asks the American chemist, "So what do you do for research?"
    The American responds, "Oh, I work with arsoles."
    The Brit responds, "Yes, sometimes my colleagues get on my nerves also."




    No use being an arsole unless you can prove it... ;)
     
    rogue49, Feb 25, 2014
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  20. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    TGIF...I'm going to get blasted with Red...stay warm, it's a solution for that too. :cool:
     
    rogue49, Feb 28, 2014
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