Bigger penis.

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Is there really a safe way to increase your penis size? Or is it one of those things that you got what you got. Have you used anything before and did it work??

I've never used anything before. Just looking.

 

You got what you got.
Now get out there and make the best use of it!

 

Unfortunately, I don't believe any such way exists yet.

If you (like me) are dissatisfied with your size, all I can say is be glad it works, and hone your skills at cunnilingus.

 

Pills don't work, pumps don't work, none of the torture devices that claim to stretch it work, and the satisfaction rate among men who have had penis enlargement surgery is around 30% The only things that really work are losing weight and pubic liposuction to reduce the padding over the pubic bone.

The big thing to remember is that women tend to be more satisfied by partners with below-average penis size because those guys compensate by getting better with their hands and mouths. If you're in a situation where a partner specifically wants something bigger, you can look into toys like extenders and strap ons.

 

The words "... and he has a tiny dick!" are never used positively.

If, in @Plan9's memorable phrase, you're hung like a tube of chapstck -- as I am -- women who like you will be too polite to talk about it. But if you alienate them, it will be one of the first insults they think of.

If you're a standard deviation (or more) below average, and heterosexual, size turns out to matter a lot.

When you look back on all the sexual encounters you've ever had, how many times has your penis directly caused a female orgasm?

For me, the answer is just once ever. In 1982. And the woman in question is a lesbian now.

When your wife complains about it -- and, in some angry moment, she will -- there is no way she can take it back.

You may not think that bigger guys are superior to you, but rest assured, they certainly do. That's what those snickers mean.

Still, look at the bright side. You haven't exactly lost the genome lottery. You could have been born with Down's syndrome. You could have been born under a bridge in Bangladesh. You could have been born into a time and place of war, brutality, terror, slavery, famine and epidemic disease.

Instead, you are lucky enough to be living in the First World in the 21st century. You're one of the most fortunate human beings who have ever lived.

If you're a TFP regular, you're surely at least a standard deviation smarter than average. Intelligence has a steep negative correlation to penis size. So, chances are, the smaller you are, the smarter you are. How many IQ points would you give up for an extra inch? My answer is none.

Moreover, you live in an age where masturbation is seen as healthy instead of sinful. And that's one sexual activity where size truly does not matter. If no vagina welcomes you, your hand can serve that function.

So, count your blessings.

 

Look at it this way, @ralphie250, like a guy I know says, "At least you're not a loser with a skinny wiener."

 

[never mind]

 

Are you writing a manual?

 

From what I've read, in my many, many years on the internet, there are some surgical procedures that CAN make you a little bigger. The most successful ones implant stuff to make you bigger around, though through cutting of certain tendons, and wearing weights to stretch out your junk for a period of time, you can (possibly) increase the usable length. If you notice some of the guys in pornos have dongs that are low slung and never seem to point up, they probably had that procedure (but probably didn't really need it). The downside is that if you don't successfully keep the junk stretched out long enough, you can actually causes shrinkage...

Pills won't do jack, but maybe make you more stiff. Some goat-weed stuff works, especially the stuff with stimulants. Viagra and Cialis are pretty easy to get a scrip for, but they won't make you bigger. (experience)

Nobody is cutting my junk

 

Some if that just sounds painful.

 

While not tiny, I am a bit below average (from what I've read). Thanks to my abilities with my mouth and hands, it has never really been a problem. My wife is very small, and I'm about the limit for her anyway**. I never had anyone complain about my size. The occasional "You didn't last long enough" or even once or twice "you lasted too long" has come along. There's no pleasing everyone.

**Now if she would just start to have any kind of a sex drive I'd be happier...

 

The surgical method (cutting the penile suspensory ligament), in my opinion, shouldn't really be considered except for people with micropenis (diagnosed, not penile dysmorphic disorder) or for people who have some sort of trauma. It can have significant complications. The most common for the lengthening being loss of control and stability of the penis as @Cayvmann mentioned, as well as 'scrotalization' of the penis, in which the organ looks as though it's arising from the scrotum instead of from the abdominal wall. Girth increasing procedures, which are usually accomplished by implanting tissue, can have complications with reabsorption and making your junk look lumpy. Pubic liposuction is an option that has the same possible complications of other liposuctions. I think the main reason to consider this option would be after significant weight loss has already occurred along with skin excision in order to tighten up the area similar to a tummy tuck.

 

I've always been extremely self-conscious about my size and losing 60 pounds gave me an extra inch. It also comes with the added bonus that I'm no longer diabetic and I might be the first man in my family in two generations to make it to age 65.