The Complaining and Bitching Thread

Fuck you, Valentine's Day ads.

 

Why you such grumpy noodle, @noodle?

Be a romantic noodle.



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Because it's a forced, pithy holiday to try to sum up the feelings that you should be expressing all year long.
And it preys on the mind of the single person and makes many feel less than they should.

 

Don't hold back. @noodle. How do you really feel?

 

Ah... I had some wine. Don't make me go there.

 

No worries, sweet lady. You are most definitely loved an and all the year round.

 

Don't be a hater.

 

Never.

 

My neighbors have lost their ever lovin' minds. Really bad music playing from the next building over, so loud I could hear it in the shower. WTF?

 

Cat, if I wanted my hand to be covered in wet cat nose drool, I'd have grabbed your head and scrubbed it across the backside of my hand. That shit is not cool at 5, 6, or 9 am, no matter how hungry you are!

 

Agree. Same with Sweetest Day in the fall.

 

Group Therapy today. Great. I get to sit around to be told that we're all screwed up. Yeah, thanks for the reinforcement.

Do. not. want. to. go.

I suddenly feel a life threatening case of H1N12673456 coming on. Highly contagious, I hear.

 

It is. It's KILLED people in Louisiana and Texas. You should totally skip it. Go next week.

 

Maybe it'll be worthwhile in the end, @Katia. Good luck

 

Today, I find myself being tasked with review data and a summary report so that my boss can be ready for a meeting.

Apparently we're too fucking lazy to do our our prep work.

I have got to get out of the fucking job.

 

Okay, I REALLY need a drink.

 

I'm with you, @DamnitAll. Only I don't think one is gonna do it for me.

 

I think I need some risperidone.

 

Oh, and you'd have to be prepared for a lot of shouting and cursing.

But, other than that, I'd make a good drinking buddy.

 

Oh, I do that when I'm sober, so you're all good.