Pointless Announcements

ME TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I'd like to think my uterus is happy now though.

 

I have something similar, but it is shaped like an elephant and smells like lavender. It gets warm and amazing.

 

She has a happy uterus one, too

 

but it's not as fun as the angry uterus one.

 

I've been trying to find Babel on DVD without having to order it, buy it off eBay, etc., but haven't had much luck. This afternoon I found two copies at the same local pawn shop.

 

Saw a link just now on CNN that said "LiLo's reality show coming soon" or something to that effect. No clue why a boot loader needs a show dedicated to it, and even less interested in what "celebrity" this is actually referencing.

 

Some of the crap on TV leads me to believe the human race is doomed.

 

The Boy left Singapore this morning. I won't see him for at least another 6 months, possibly a year.

 

She would send her minions. Having murderous minions is one of the perks when you are a queen over undead rodents.

 

WTF???

 

^ It's gotta have something to do with an angry uterus.

 

All I keep seeing is that scene on Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

Chop down the mightiest tree in the forest with.....a herring!

 

My dog just got taken by surprise by her own fart.

 

Happens to me a lot.

 

I have more respect for the people in Hitchcock's The Birds than I used to.
A robin flew in my door that I had propped open to let the warming breeze in to freshen things up, and it about scared the bejeezus out of me.
If one bird can cause that much mayhem, imagine what a flock could do.

 

My brain is full of science. I just want to sleep.

 

Oh mah lawdy, dis heeyah weatha is straight up gawjus.
Sixteh-seben dahgreege, sunnah, an jus' ah mite breezy.

 

Let the science flow through you, young Jedi. It will make you powerful.