Pointless Announcements

1) I love how the elephant has wine AND beer
2) Why does Mr. T. gotta be the one who likes strong black women?????

 

He's on a plane!!

 

Awesome news, @noodle! That really is the best way to fly. Rocket packs are so damned unreliable.

Hope you're feeling better.

 

Actually did one of those buzzfeed things "What Age Are You, Really?" and got this answer:
You got: Your real age is 42.

The biggest missing answer for me was for the 'Which best describes your weekly alcohol consumption habits?' - I can count the grand total of alcoholic drinks (and we are talking a few wine coolers) I have had my entire life on one hand, and that is highly unlikely to change in the next 20-30 years.

 

It somehow knew you are actually a 89 year old female living with 47 cats?

 

It added (quickly mentally counts on fingers) just past 5 years for me. Does anybody else have to stop and think how old they are if they are asked spontaneously? I hit thirty and start counting from there to get the right number more often than not.

 

Hey, if you knew how many flights he'd been booked on and bumped off for standby, you'd probably ponder rocket pack for a second, too
I'm less itchy, for sure! Many things will be better in about 3.5 hours when my husband gets here.

Edit: it says I'm 35. Rock on. I like craft beer, organic foods, and I need to take more time off. Bazingah.

 

I'm glad you're feeling improved. And I hope you and your husband have an awesome reunion!

 

We will! Thank you.

As a side note, I want this!
Angry Uterus microwaveable heating pad by LadyBitsDesign on Etsy

 

My real age is 35? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....
Stupid buzzfeed

 

So did I. Sixteen years off.

 

Just saw it. All I can say is...Damn!

 

Mine was off by nearly 25. Ain't buying it for a minute.

 

You got: Your real age is…27 going on 45.
The only thing you like better than going to bed very early is proclaiming to the world that you are going to bed very early. Because you are old.
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Harrumph!

 

Did my first ever Dutch braid tonight on my own hair (albeit accidentally). I am pleased.

 

I'm still sore from moving last weekend, and I'm still not really finished moving...

 

I gave the age test thingy a quick look. So few of the choice of answers applied to me I didn't bother.