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Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by Baraka_Guru, Aug 2, 2011.

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  1. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member

    I can never read her.

    Sometimes I think she wants to stab me in the neck.

    But the other half of the time?

    It's like she wants to slide an ice pick in my ear.

    You have to pay close attention to the subtle details in what she says to be clear how she feels.
     
    Borla, Dec 30, 2013
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  2. Bodkin van Horn

    Bodkin van Horn One of the Four Horsewomyn of the Fempocalypse

    Location:
    Inside The Nucleus of Feminism
    There's a Tilted Weaponry? I though we lost it when we put Tilted Pets to sleep.

    I went and shot shotguns a few weeks ago. Kind of boring. I'm fixing to take a couple day long pistol classes through a local range though.
     
    Bodkin van Horn, Dec 30, 2013
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  3. hamsterball

    hamsterball Seeking New Outlets

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    Coming soon to a galaxy near you

    I can see that. It's written all over your posts. We'll find a way to help you open up, like a Spring flower.

    You also have a dangerous obsession with waterfowl, too. After Ducks, what's next? Swans? Flamingos? Pelicans?

    We need to break this cycle as soon as possible. :p
    --- merged: Dec 30, 2013 at 7:33 PM ---

    It's sort of a hate/detest kind of thing. The important thing is that you both have a strong relationship that's built solidly on her basic desire to kill you in a savage and painful way.
    --- merged: Dec 30, 2013 at 7:35 PM ---

    I find the fact that you're armed to be both mildly arousing and emotionally frightening. I'm still trying to work through this..:confused:
     
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    hamsterball, Dec 30, 2013
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  4. ZombieSquirrel

    ZombieSquirrel Brrrrrrrains

    Location:
    Oregon by way of "Oh-hi-ya"
    I like how I still intimidate him with mere scissors even though he is packing heat.
     
    ZombieSquirrel, Dec 30, 2013
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  5. hamsterball

    hamsterball Seeking New Outlets

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    Scissors are so 2013. You need to look ahead to the new year. New weapons and new killing techniques. Don't be slave to the past and bring out those same, tired old scissors. Embrace a new age!
     
    hamsterball, Dec 30, 2013
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  6. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    Two words: ninja. stars.
    Just sayin'.
     
    Japchae, Dec 30, 2013
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  7. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member

    I see she's been spying on me. Obviously that was a reference to me in my boxer briefs...
     
    Borla, Dec 30, 2013
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  8. hamsterball

    hamsterball Seeking New Outlets

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    I've come across Mama and Zero Dark Thirty on cable the past couple of days. Good movies that reminded me how absolutely freaking hot Jessica Chastain is.
     
    hamsterball, Dec 30, 2013
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  9. Remixer

    Remixer Middle Eastern Doofus

    Location:
    Frankfurt, Germany
    I love the bits of golden comedy my SO sends me. :D
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    Anyway, peoples, I'm heading out to start on the stupid amount of NYE stuff planned for today/tomorrow.

    All of you, have a good one and enjoy the (hopefully) drunken festivities!

    I know I'm gonna be shitfaced.

    Happy new year! :D
     
    Remixer, Dec 31, 2013
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  10. Street Pattern

    Street Pattern Very Tilted

    Location:
    The American Midwest
    I don't have any particular plans for New Year's Eve.

    I didn't know that I hated New Year's Eve until my wife pointed it out.
     
    Street Pattern, Dec 31, 2013
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  11. Fremen

    Fremen Allright, who stole my mustache?

    Location:
    E. Texas
    I just found out I'm contributing to the fireworks fund this year.
    I do love a good light show, but damn, that money just blows away in a puff of smoke.
     
    Fremen, Dec 31, 2013
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  12. hamsterball

    hamsterball Seeking New Outlets

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    [​IMG]
     
    hamsterball, Dec 31, 2013
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  13. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    Tilted Weaponry is currently occupied by KirStang and ChrisJericho and me. It's a He-Man Bitch-Be-Cool Club and I'm not sure you meet the prereqs for membership.

    Please join us... we're so lonely.​

    Shotguns are boring if all you're doing is slinging pellets at tin cans. Take some pistol classes from a legit instructor, though--that stuff'll really put hair on your chest.

    Bodkin with a Glock. Well, I never...
     
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    Plan9, Dec 31, 2013
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  14. Bodkin van Horn

    Bodkin van Horn One of the Four Horsewomyn of the Fempocalypse

    Location:
    Inside The Nucleus of Feminism
    I'll notify the relevant authorities about getting access.

    A Glock? Pssshhh. Everyone knows that the Desert Eagle is the most powerful handgun currently in existence.
     
    Bodkin van Horn, Dec 31, 2013
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  15. ZombieSquirrel

    ZombieSquirrel Brrrrrrrains

    Location:
    Oregon by way of "Oh-hi-ya"
    *Looks down at swollen belly. Sheds a tear*

    What about Clay Pigeons? Those are always fun to hit.
     
    ZombieSquirrel, Dec 31, 2013
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  16. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    My niece and I just watched the extended version of the first Hobbit movie. I became verklempt no fewer than three times. I'm such a sucker for the emotions of heroic fantasy.

    I had to hide my tears from my niece lest she think her uncle is a weirdo. (Though, really, that might already be too late.)
     
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  17. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    I love it when guys cry over stuff that deserves crying over, like their favorite childhood dog or a particularly strong moment. You don't have to cry cry, but it's okay to tear up.
     
    snowy, Dec 31, 2013
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  18. hamsterball

    hamsterball Seeking New Outlets

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    Coming soon to a galaxy near you
     
    hamsterball, Dec 31, 2013
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  19. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    Oh dear FSM, that nearly made me spit out my coffee.
     
    snowy, Dec 31, 2013
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  20. hamsterball

    hamsterball Seeking New Outlets

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    How about when your favorite team blows the game on Sunday or, worse, fails to cover the point spread? Does that count?
     
    hamsterball, Dec 31, 2013
    #30820
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