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Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by Baraka_Guru, Aug 2, 2011.

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  1. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member


    You know me too well.

    Well, and there are some other things at play: power and control, dubious consent, possible use of date rape drugs. Like I said, highly questionable. Usually I write fluffy romantic stuff.
     
    snowy, Dec 24, 2013
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  2. grumpyolddude

    grumpyolddude Very Tilted

    Location:
    Metro Detroit, Michigan, USA
    The hints you often drop about your writing always make me curious.... intrigued, actually. Really want to read some.
     
    grumpyolddude, Dec 24, 2013
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  3. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    Now I can't stop thinking about sampling dirty, dirty sex.
     
    Baraka_Guru, Dec 24, 2013
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  4. Fremen

    Fremen Allright, who stole my mustache?

    Location:
    E. Texas
    I kid you not, before the Terminator part, Guy 2 had been trying to get Guy 1 to re-watch "Airplane" since Guy 1 had only seen it when he was a kid and didn't think it was that great.

    Initially, Guy 1 was talking about the film "Alive" (the one about the soccer team that was plane-wrecked in a snowy mountain and resorted to eating each other to stay alive), but Guy 2 hadn't ever heard of it, so he started talking about "Airplane", specifically the scene where the little boy and little girl are dressed as business people and talking about coffee.
    The little 9yo girl says something like, "I like my coffee like I like my men. Black."
    Guy 2 said to Guy 1, "It was a hilarious movie."
    Unfortunately, Guy 1 thought he was still talking about "Alive" and called him a sick bastard. :D
     
    Fremen, Dec 24, 2013
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  5. mixedmedia

    mixedmedia ...

    Location:
    Florida
    Sounds like my kind of fiction. ;)
     
    mixedmedia, Dec 24, 2013
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  6. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member

    Location:
    Nebraska
    This is most unnquestionably true.

    Love dirty sex! I already miss it. Sig is off to Sweden to spend the Holidays with his mother. He won't be back until Jan 20th. No dirty sex for a whole month.:(
    Is that digital sampling? Careful what you think about. Dirty sex is a gateway. To more dirty sex.:D
     
    Lindy, Dec 24, 2013
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  7. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    Well, there's a digital sample up.

    (hurrr hurrr...you'll see)

    Proper names removed to protect the not-really-my characters. I just take them out to play once in a while.
     
    snowy, Dec 24, 2013
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  8. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    Welcome to WherethefuckamI, Texas. After driving through rural, backwoods loosiana.
     
    Japchae, Dec 24, 2013
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  9. mixedmedia

    mixedmedia ...

    Location:
    Florida
    If it's Vidor, I hope you brought some Klan repellent with you.
     
    mixedmedia, Dec 24, 2013
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  10. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    Is it limited to that or do I get my own choice of appendage?
     
    Baraka_Guru, Dec 24, 2013
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  11. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    The other appendages come later.
     
    snowy, Dec 24, 2013
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  12. hamsterball

    hamsterball Seeking New Outlets

    Location:
    Coming soon to a galaxy near you

    I kinda figgered there were some naughty parts....I was just tryin' to be all gentleman-like :D
     
    hamsterball, Dec 24, 2013
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  13. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member

    Location:
    Nebraska
    Append your appendage of choice. You could be unquestionably content with your choice, even with an appendage of questionable content.
    --- merged: Dec 24, 2013 at 2:11 PM ---
    Oooooh, I love it when that happens.:D
     
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    Lindy, Dec 24, 2013
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  14. mixedmedia

    mixedmedia ...

    Location:
    Florida
    um, squee.
     
    mixedmedia, Dec 24, 2013
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  15. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    Though writing the threesome might have to wait until tomorrow. My smut engine has apparently run out for the day.
     
    snowy, Dec 24, 2013
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  16. mixedmedia

    mixedmedia ...

    Location:
    Florida
    I, for one, am glad that we were able to have this smutty diversion this Christmas eve afternoon. Now I'm ready for a glass of wine and small talk with the extended fam.
     
    mixedmedia, Dec 24, 2013
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  17. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    Glad I could oblige.
     
    snowy, Dec 24, 2013
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  18. mixedmedia

    mixedmedia ...

    Location:
    Florida
    Dudes downstairs just started playing some hammering metal music really loudly which scared my dog who then jumped up on the couch next to me and started shivering like it's thunder. I hugged him and said, 'don't worry Simba, it's not thunder, it's just bad music.'
     
    mixedmedia, Dec 24, 2013
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  19. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    A brief Christmas dilemma:

    [BG ruffles around the storage chest]

    SO: What are you looking for?

    BG: More Christmas cards. Do we have any?

    SO: There are still a few of those Santa ones here.

    BG: It's for [my brother's kids]. They don't do Santa.

    SO: Oh... Well, we're not holy, but they send us holy cards.

    BG: You're right!

    [BG thinks briefly]

    BG: Oh, wait. Here. I'll just use these corny generic ones the hospital foundation sent us.
     
    Baraka_Guru, Dec 24, 2013
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  20. mixedmedia

    mixedmedia ...

    Location:
    Florida
    Ooh wow. Running With the Devil. Classy, gentlemen.
     
    mixedmedia, Dec 24, 2013
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