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The Complaining and Bitching Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by ASU2003, Jan 14, 2013.

  1. GeneticShift

    GeneticShift Show me your everything is okay face.

    Had a dream last night in which @damnitall was getting married...to someone else. I somehow got roped into the planning and setting up of said wedding.

    To say it was depressing would be an understatement.
     
  2. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    I hate those kinds of dreams.
     
  3. DamnitAll

    DamnitAll Wait... what?

    Location:
    Central MD
    Dislike.

    Also... never happen.
     
  4. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    Was it Gilbert Gottfried?

    Please say yes.
     
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  5. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
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  6. I play soccer and rugby....I've been kicked in my cunt.
     
  7. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member



    Figured as much.
     
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  8. Also...you know...Bar Fights.
     
  9. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    @MeltedMetalGlob - POST!

    We need you to do up a Roadhouse + @ZombieSquirrel pic, STAT.
     
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  10. GeneticShift

    GeneticShift Show me your everything is okay face.

    PLEASE.
     
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  11. Mystery Science Theater 3000's Roadhouse Christmas Special is my favorite episode.

    RIP Patrick Swayze. *Pours one out for her homie*
     
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  12. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    Drunken Mother of Krusty the Clown, why are we not like best friends and neighbors and shit?

    You totally just made my millenium by referencing that MST3K episode. Thank you.
     
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  13. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    If I'm going to successfully tap the self-publishing market as an editor, I'm going to have to slash one of my already reasonable rates by as much as two-thirds. Depending on the manuscript, it should still allow me to work above minimum wage. That's good, I guess.
     
  14. hamsterball

    hamsterball Seeking New Outlets


    I didn't really need to know that, but.......thanks!

    In that case, I guess you really do know what it feels like. :D
     
  15. Chris Noyb

    Chris Noyb Get in, buckle up, hang on, & be quiet.

    Location:
    Large City, TX
    I knew that I should've taken care of several things yesterday when I still felt halfway decent.

    One of the free channels is running a Friday The 13th marathon. There are only a four reasons to watch those movies: 1. Tits. 2. To make fun of how bad the movies are. 3. Tits. 4. Ass. They blurred out all the naughty bits, even wet shirts with no bra. Damnit, I'm sick, I deserve to see female flesh! :D
     
  16. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    Costco was a complete mess today. And to top it all off, I forgot to grab a half gallon of heavy cream while there.
     
  17. Lindy

    Lindy Moderator Staff Member

    Location:
    Nebraska
    I love cream! If you can get heavy cream direct from a dairy farmer (that milks Guernseys or Jerseys instead of Holsteins) it's so thick that it won't pour. Heavy cream must (legally) contain at least 35% butterfat. Real pure Guernsey cream - from the cow, not the store - will be close to 50%.:)
     
  18. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    I love cream too--the advantage of the Costco cream is that it's UHT, so it stays good for 2 months, which makes the half gallon very economical. It's Darigold, so it's all local PacNW cows. One of my family friends from childhood is a Darigold co-op member. I don't think anyone out here raises Guernseys or Jerseys, but I'd have to check at market, and market is out of season right now until January.
     
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  19. Remixer

    Remixer Middle Eastern Doofus

    Location:
    Frankfurt, Germany
    Holy fuck. I don't think I've ever had Tiger Balm burn this much before.
     
  20. hamsterball

    hamsterball Seeking New Outlets

    Martian Death Flu, Day 9: Viral symptoms faded to be replaced by a sinus infection. Antibiotics began chugging away. Today I can't lift my head without getting seriously dizzy. WTF? I swear this bug is not of this Earth.