Pointless Announcements

I woke up in the middle of the night sweating for no good reason.

Heh, all I need now is a video of myself in a briefcase telling me to get my ass to Mars.

@Noodle, you can't like this comment--you haven't even seen that movie, have you? Have you?

 

Prince Albert will be visiting me in my home tomorrow morning.
I am feeling enthusiastic.

 

Those things are DANGEROUS and a PAIN IN THE TUSH!
We had one get caught in our tirewell on vacation one year - we didn't think it would ever come out. They were rolling across the road everywhere - I was AMAZED (first visit west).
Curious - what was the biggest tumbleweed ever in the contest (even approx) ?

 

Grumble grumble grumble....

Just wait until Datsyuk and Zetterberg aren't injured anymore...

 

My grandson AND pet bobcat were both intently looking out the window last night, so I went to check it out.....and as I saw what they were watching, I almost flipped out because my neighbor and his girlfriend were having sex on the couch with curtains wide open. After seeing my neighbor's butt in action, I don't know how I'll be able to look him in the face next time we meet.
Told my grandson not to watch anymore

But, I can't control my bob-cat if he wants to watch.......

 

Forgot that I'm a bachelor tonight.

I might heat-up some leftovers for dinner, or maybe add some nice veggies to a DiGiorno Supreme pizza. The Pillars of the Earth DVD set has been collecting dust since it arrived a couple of months ago.

Or maybe I'll see if a couple of the local streetwalkers can hook us up with some pot & meth; we could have a no-holes-barred party in a cheap motel room.

Decisions, decisions .

 

When you work from 5pm to 8am (as I am for four days), those nine precious hours of freedom, from 8am to 5pm, are too crowded to get enough sleep.

 

Happy May!

 

Relevant

 

So there's this page on Facebook where people at my university can submit 'secret crushes' about other students. It was brought to my attention that someone has just posted something about me.

First thought: "Nifty."
Second thought: "I wonder how much they were paid to write that..."

EDIT: Yup, I figured out who it was. My deductive skills are unparalleled.

 

Time to pack the car. Goodbye for now, Florida.

 

Indeed.

 

And welcome back to Michigan!

 

Customer brought us 12 homebrewed beers to try. Damn, I love my job.

 

Last day of clients. Start of Thanksmas... already tired thinking about it.

 

@Plan9, you need to remember to tag me when you have those moments of brilliance...