The Complaining and Bitching Thread

Exactly. Except my target audience is high school seniors and graduates.

 

In the hood where we live the above is very common.

I see people at the grocery store buying the most convenient therefore more expensive food, paying for it with their Lone Star (food stamps) card, then pulling out a wad of cash to pay for their beer & wine, and other items not covered by the Lone Star program. And you should see some of the late model vehicles that they drive.

To be fair, I also see folks using Lone Star cards who obviously shop carefully, use coupons, etc. It's painful to see a mom having to choose between buying food or school supplies because she can't afford both.

 

Mother of Gahd, where was this whole ridiculous twerking phenomena when I was looking for potential baby mamas back in the day? I totally would have had some type of contest using girls I vetted from dating sites. Oh yeah, you gotta Miley Cyrus yourself on a picnic bench in mom jeans and a halter top while I do laps around in slow circles, judging your physique. If there is one surefire way to find a good wife, said validation technique is quite obviously the preferred method. This is the best family planning quality control technique I've heard of since checking out her mom from a doablility standpoint. I'm not sure what the hetero male equiv is here but I really hope it's some type of "ride the pony" dance as was seen in the late '80s.

 

Is there a name for the dance move where one partner moves down the other person's body to their crotch (suggestive of oral sex)?

Miley Cyrus = If you can't dazzle them with talent, shock them with sex, or anything that will draw attention to yourself while covering your lack of talent.

 

Don't know the technical term but I'm pretty sure that's been around for well over a decade now. Probably longer but I hadn't been born yet.

 

Yeah, the 'going down' move was around long before Miley Cyrus and her twerking (which I'm 97% certain didn't originate with Billy Ray's little girl).

While on the subject, I've read interviews (thankfully never seen one) where Miley flames Disney and the Hannah Montana show. I'm not suggesting that show biz is easy and/or that Disney treated her fairly, but her earnings from HM have been placed at over $100, 000, 000.00. I've never heard of Sarah Michelle Gellar bitching about her pay for Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

 

You know the problem with finding an inexpensive champagne that actually tastes good?

It makes you drink more champagne. My recycling bin has two bottles in it already.

It's Thursday.

 

Don't go all Pop-Up Video on me with your snooty pro-France agenda, Bookman.

It says Champagne on the fucking bottle. And it's made in God-Bless America.

 

Whatever, the French are just pissed because everything they used to be known for is now done better elsewhere.

Kinda like America/manufacturing and Cambodia/genocide. It isn't easy giving up the crown to the new kid.

The only thing they're good at anymore is apathy or disdain and consuming cigarettes en masse.

 

The ATM ate my visa/debit card. Dammit.

 

When I was still drinking and wanted to enjoy some sparkling wine, my favorite was Frexinet Cordon Negro Brut. I've tasted better & much more expensive champagnes & sparking wines (notice that I didn't say they tasted much better), and IMO it's hard to beat for the money.

Freixenet Cordon Negro Brut – Sparkling wine from Spain

Edit: Screw the French folks with snooty attitudes!! lol

 

On the negative side, I stayed up all night again. I'll have to get lots of sleep tonight because it's not looking like I'll be sleeping Friday night, either.

On the positive side, I finished a socket programming assignment in less than three hours after I started on it.