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Discussion in 'Tilted Life and Sexuality' started by EventHorizon, Sep 4, 2011.

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  1. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    Clearly you and Eden are about to go on a long walk together.
     
    the_jazz, Sep 7, 2011
    #61
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  2. Doris

    Doris Getting Tilted

    I've never read LOTR, I'm now waiting for your movie adaptation.
     
    Doris, Sep 7, 2011
    #62
  3. Random McRandom

    Random McRandom Starry Eyed

    and you'll be right behind staring and drooling at our collective asses.
     
    Random McRandom, Sep 7, 2011
    #63
  4. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    Dumbass. The obvious retort was Crack as Gollum. Can't you do anything right?
     
    the_jazz, Sep 7, 2011
    #64
  5. Random McRandom

    Random McRandom Starry Eyed

    sorry, I was getting all hot & bothered thinking about walking with Eden and you drooling over our asses. Keep going, I'm getting close.
     
    Random McRandom, Sep 7, 2011
    #65
  6. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    Well this is the right thread to talk about your asses and what to do to them. *rimshot/job*
     
    the_jazz, Sep 7, 2011
    #66
  7. Random McRandom

    Random McRandom Starry Eyed

    uuuuunnnnnHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

    thanks. be a dear and lock the door on your way out.
     
    Random McRandom, Sep 7, 2011
    #67
  8. ZombieSquirrel

    ZombieSquirrel Brrrrrrrains

    Location:
    Oregon by way of "Oh-hi-ya"
    Just threw up AGAIN!

    Y'all stay away from my cinnakins' bumhole and stop talking about people who make my stomach turn.
     
    ZombieSquirrel, Sep 7, 2011
    #68
  9. Random McRandom

    Random McRandom Starry Eyed

    the great thing about crack hair.. it reduces friction.

    ..for a little while anyway.
     
    Random McRandom, Sep 7, 2011
    #69
  10. CinnamonGirl

    CinnamonGirl The Cheat is GROUNDED!

    Location:
    Central Republic of Where-In-The-Hell
    And to think, I was hesitant about posting in this thread at first. :confused:
     
    CinnamonGirl, Sep 7, 2011
    #70
  11. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    I blame Daniel_
     
    the_jazz, Sep 7, 2011
    #71
  12. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    Hey, have any of you ever seen a horizontal anus?
     
    Baraka_Guru, Sep 7, 2011
    #72
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  13. m0rpheus

    m0rpheus Getting Tilted

    Location:
    Guelph ON
    All I can think of is Orgasmo...

    Joe Young: You see, when the Mormons first arrived, they didn't have any money...
    DVDA Porn Actress: They should've done DVDA.
    Joe Young: DVDA?
    DVDA Porn Actress: Yeah, double-vaginal double-anal. It's the only way a woman of my age will get work in this industry. If you don't think that splits me open like a turkey on Thanksgiving, heh...
     
    m0rpheus, Sep 7, 2011
    #73
  14. Frosstbyte

    Frosstbyte Winter is coming

    Location:
    The North
    Which just goes to show you, no matter how bad something gets, it can ALWAYS get worse.
     
    Frosstbyte, Sep 7, 2011
    #74
  15. uncle phil

    uncle phil Moderator Emeritus (and sorely missed) Staff Member Donor

    Location:
    pasco county
    uncle phil, Sep 7, 2011
    #75
  16. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    No. Does it make a certain kind of sound?
     
    the_jazz, Sep 7, 2011
    #76
  17. Zen

    Zen Very Tilted

    Location:
    London
    ^^^
    Yes. flatus
     
    Zen, Sep 7, 2011
    #77
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  18. lionrock

    lionrock Getting Tilted

    Location:
    Out here
    I was at a bachelor party when one guy that I didn't know asked another..."Are you still dating that chick? Have you done her up the ass yet? It doesn't feel that much better, but the faces they make are great." I spent the rest of the night hating everyone around me. (I was these assholes' driver.)
     
    lionrock, Sep 9, 2011
    #78
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  19. Remixer

    Remixer Middle Eastern Doofus

    Location:
    Frankfurt, Germany
    I happen to share a very similar opinion. It's mostly about the pain/grimace your partner makes as a result of anal. Then again, got to be a dominating sadist (i.e. average male) to like that kind of thing.
     
    Remixer, Sep 9, 2011
    #79
  20. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    I must be doing it wrong. I'm always getting off on their smiles, moans and orgasm face.
     
    Plan9, Sep 9, 2011
    #80
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