The Complaining and Bitching Thread

My dad was one of those suckers that fell for Beta and insisted it would come out on top. A 200+ copy library of home-recorded tapes later, I think he finally parted ways with it and got a VHS sometime in the early 2000s.

To be fair, he was also using Microsoft Works to create and edit just about all of the documents he worked with on his computer until around the same time. He's kind of stubborn.

 

Now my area smells like smoke because that co-worker was over here dealing with my space heater.

Grrrrrr.

I KNEW she smoked!!!!

 

Ok, here's a good one. I meant to share this earlier. I have mentioned before my 14-year-old daughter's best friend's mom. She is very conservative, religious, Peruvian, struggles with the language. She was there at the movie theater when I dropped my child off and, as she always has something special to share with me regarding my daughter's moral health, she proceeds to tell me that I should use "beautiful language" when I am around my daughter, "no big f words" and that my daughter should not be using those words, either. As usual, I just laugh and nod. She's so small and cute and she means well. She's just kind of nutso. Turns out she's been "reviewing" her daughter's Skype conversations and from there discovered that my daughter uses the "big F word" and I suppose she assumes that she gets it from me. Which is true, but beside the point. Her daughter uses it, too. When I went to their house on Sunday to pick up the boohead, she shows me a video of a Peruvian girl dancing with a horse. "Isn't that beautiful? Isn't the music beautiful?" and I am smiling and thinking, "yes, yes, you weirdo, now where's my kid?" Maybe she also found out that I listen to hip-hop.

 

Pants-fuck! Fuck Levi's shit-ass quality control. I just realized that--after washing--one of the new pairs of jeans I got has like 3" shorter pocket bags (cellphone comfortable vs. chick pockets) and is kinda wonky through the waistband.

Do I really have to measure the depth of the fucking pockets when I buy jeans? Do I? Apparently so. I just held these up to the 5 other jeans I have and none of the pockets are the same length. These are really fucking short, though.

ARGLE-BARGLE!

 

Stevie Wonder, I love you... but somebody please get him the fuck out of my head.

 

Same everything. Same style number, size and wash. Ordered within 3 months of the last identical pair. It's ridiculous. I can't return them now, of course... stupid me for not measuring the goddamn pocket depth, amiright?

 

Fellow nursing students who are still being perky on facebook at 0345 on the night before an exam irritate the fuck out of me.

 

What was his cause for stopping you?

 

The insurance having lapsed. Other than that I was just the unlucky one who he happened to be sitting behind at a red light.

Which I get, I should have had my insurance current. But it still sucked and was kind of embarrassing.

 

Motherkittening Atchafalaya Basin Bridge. In the rain.

MOVE, BITCH. Get out the way.

 

Dr. Dickhead has a bug up his butt today and none of my experiments are working so I have nothing to placate him with.

 

Boobs? I've used mine for subtle placation before.

 

Boobs? I've used mine for subtle placation before.

 

I'll trade. I have a 300 page security document in front of me and a conference call full of people that want to do things that will conflict. I didn't write this shit or even agree to it. I just have to follow and enforce the rules.

 

Your 'nervous granny' driving worries me.

Your 'I can drive just as well as you can' driving scares the shit out of me.
--- merged: Nov 26, 2013 at 11:12 AM ---

Only if theyre co-operational in the parameters of the new dynamics.

 

I have to work the Mitch Albom signing tonight. Dick.