Pointless Announcements

My old lady is wearing booty shorts and listening to house music as she cleans the bathrooms.

I'm drinking Jack Daniels and washing rifle magazines in the kitchen sink using liquid dish soap.

This house is a productivity party.

 

Don't the pages of your magazines get soggy if you wash them?

 

No.

 

You know, if you are going to get your magazines "dirty" while you are looking at them, you should really just learn to better handle your weapon's discharge.

I find having a box of tissues handy, helps.

 

I think this will do a for a christmas wishlist. That is some serious money sitting there.

 

I just laughed until I cried at a video of a cat licking a vacuum cleaner. Literally cried.
All because of @Plan9 and his Sail video.

 

This is how I show my love.

...because I has a flavor.

 

I blame it on my Aah Dee Dee.

 

Amateur. I use the recycling trick and it never leaves my body.

I expected more from you, Chuck.

 

I like rocking it old school.

 

@Omega, brother, we gotta talk about you not having an avatar.

It's like showing up to work without, uh, pants.

You know, just your Sam Browne belt.

Shirt, tie, badge... but no pants.

So, uh, help us out here.

 

You know, I'm a trooper. So as long as I have my campaign hat, I'm good. Its winter so I have my felt one.

 

@plan9, happy now?

 

Pants!!

 

Oh. haha. I thought you meant "trooper" as in he goes along like a...trooper. Not that you were a police officer. Um, nice pants?

 

I'm glad you like my pants.

 

Haha, that is EXACTLY where my mind went, too. Magazines!!

Why do they call them magazines in guns anyway? They look nothing like the magazines I'm familiar with.

 

Don't move!