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Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by Baraka_Guru, Aug 2, 2011.

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  1. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member



    Look at them and say "Bonjour! Je m'appelle @genuinegirly. Ca'va?"

    And that's about 50% of the French I remember. :p
     
    Borla, Nov 6, 2013
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  2. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    "Ou est le WC?"
     
    Japchae, Nov 6, 2013
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  3. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

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    I know how to say Cheese Omelet thanks to that Dexter's Lab episode.
     
    Plan9, Nov 6, 2013
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  4. GeneticShift

    GeneticShift Show me your everything is okay face.

    Location:
    The land of drugs, violence, and 8 Mile Road
    Fuck I love that episode.
     
    GeneticShift, Nov 6, 2013
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  5. ZombieSquirrel

    ZombieSquirrel Brrrrrrrains

    Location:
    Oregon by way of "Oh-hi-ya"
    I was filling out some pre-paper work for the arrival of BabySquirrel.... One form asked what languages the father knew and what languages the mother knew. There were check boxes for English and Japanese and that would cover DaddySquirrel, but no checkbox for french. There was a write in section, but that's where I wanted to put pig-latin.
     
    ZombieSquirrel, Nov 6, 2013
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  6. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    Kitten you, Tuesday. You can take your kittening news and forcibly jam it up your kittening donkey.
     
    Japchae, Nov 6, 2013
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  7. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    Ass = basement
     
    Plan9, Nov 6, 2013
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  8. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    You motherkittening basement?
     
    Japchae, Nov 6, 2013
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  9. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

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    I'm not sure if I need separate words for "motherfucker" and "fuck" or if I should combine something random with kitten to make it a compound word.

    Creating a new, politically correct language is difficult.
     
    Plan9, Nov 6, 2013
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  10. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect

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    that's 50% more than I know
     
    ralphie250, Nov 6, 2013
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  11. CinnamonGirl

    CinnamonGirl The Cheat is GROUNDED!

    Location:
    Central Republic of Where-In-The-Hell
    One of the few phrases that stuck with me from high school French: "il y a une vache dans ma salle de bains." Oh, and "il y a un boum dans mon pantalons."

    I don't think I'd recommend saying either phrase to complete strangers speaking French, though.
     
    CinnamonGirl, Nov 6, 2013
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  12. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
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    Mon Dieu!
     
    Baraka_Guru, Nov 6, 2013
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  13. Fremen

    Fremen Allright, who stole my mustache?

    Location:
    E. Texas
    Raser la fuzz hors fromage!
     
    Fremen, Nov 6, 2013
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  14. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
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    I just got an email from a dude named--no joke--Helmut. Pretty fantastic. I can't wait to talk on the phone with this guy.
     
    Plan9, Nov 7, 2013
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  15. curiousbear

    curiousbear Terse & Bizarre

    Who drinks coffee at 11:30 at night before going to bed? Lonely curious bear
    Hits bed now
     
    curiousbear, Nov 7, 2013
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  16. Charlatan

    Charlatan sous les pavés, la plage

    Location:
    Temasek
    As I write this, I am wearing a sarong. I swiped it from a Turkish bath (I know it was Turkish because I was in Istanbul at the time).
     
    Charlatan, Nov 7, 2013
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  17. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect

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    I just surpassed 3000 posts. Ye haw.
     
    ralphie250, Nov 7, 2013
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  18. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

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    I just watched the Doctor Who episode "Human Nature." It has both Jojen Reed and Viserys Targaryen in it. They both went to the same school.

    I was delightfully confused by it. (Or was I confusedly delighted?)
     
    Baraka_Guru, Nov 7, 2013
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  19. Fremen

    Fremen Allright, who stole my mustache?

    Location:
    E. Texas
    Had a toilet replaced yesterday.
    The plumber's logo on his truck said, "Where a Flush beats a Full House."

    I was on the porch talking with my buddy while the plumber was plumbing, we got kind of silly talking about the subject of plumbing in general, and the new toilet in particular (which is a two button push type of flusher. One button for #1, one for #2) and he said "What if when you pushed the second button instead of it making a flushing sound, it had a recording saying, "Nom nom nom"?
     
    Fremen, Nov 7, 2013
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  20. ZombieSquirrel

    ZombieSquirrel Brrrrrrrains

    Location:
    Oregon by way of "Oh-hi-ya"
    I laughed a little too hard at this and I don't generally like potty humor believe it or not.
     
    ZombieSquirrel, Nov 7, 2013
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