Fantasy Sex Place

Well, you know who to call.

 

Did it in a submarine once. My list is complete.

 

Yes, I'm once again bumping an old thread .

A wet sauna. The idea of hot, sweaty sex appeals to me (no, I don't mean having sex after leaving the AC off all day in the middle of August ).

Someone mentioned the public library, or maybe the library of a religious institution, that would be a total turn on. The less clothing the better, the effort to be quiet, the risk of getting caught and/or being seen on a security camera.

 

Good bump. On further reflection, I will admit to wanting to get it on in the Vatican. And not with a priest.

 

I'm beginning to think my bedroom would be great.

 

I was in the hallway outside of a storage room at work today shrink wrapping a pallet of stuff to be sent to surplus when a young woman walked by and asked me "what is that, tape?" "no, just shrink wrap." She responded in a very excited tone "Ooh, can I have it when you're done?" with a look on her face as if she'd just had a revelation; it may have been the least innocent facial expression I've ever seen someone make in public. Then she smiled and walked away. I think I may have inspired a new fetish for someone today.

It got me thinking of all the horribly inappropriate things I could do at work, the places where I could do them, and that bit from sexual harassment training where they told us that although they strongly recommend against relationships with coworkers or students (if they're over 18, of course,) they can't prohibit it.

 

May sound odd I would like it in every possible place in my home outside bedroom
Living room couch
Breakfast counter
TV room while watching something nice. (!)
Bathtub
Car
Barn

 

The roll I was using is 36" wide and pink

 

All good choices, but during hours can be more exciting!
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Bubble wrap could be interesting....
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On the deck of a beach house, overlooking the ocean. Bonus points if the moon is out over the water...

 

I've got a few:
- Outside under the stars, preferably on a comfortable surface
- In a log cabin beside a roaring fire
- In my office, across the top of my desk
- In a dark alleyway on a walk home from a date, when neither of us can stand to wait a minute longer

 

All of these are still true, and after reading them again, I am very, very sorry that I'm at work right now.

Another one for the list: an old-school '80s arcade, on the skeeball machine.

 

Westminster Abbey. Right next to Isaac Newton.

 

If you're going to do it in Westminster Abbey, why not right between Elizabeth I and Mary?

 

Set course to the center of the sun
and take your clothes off.

 

When we visited Edinburgh Castle, I really seriously wanted to duck into one of the obscure alcoves and screw my wife silly. We didn't .

I later told my then BIL my thoughts, he's the kind of person with whom I could share such thoughts, now an XBIL, we still get along well. He said the main problem would have been the numerous security cameras.

I've read & heard that Vacation Hornyness is pretty common.

 

There was that time the radio shock jocks had a couple call in while having sex in St Patrick's Cathedral. I don't remember how it all ended, though.

 

I don't normally have fantasies about certain places. Public sex in itself doesn't pique my interest. But a few months ago I was told: "I'd like to bend you over the back of your car in a parking garage and fuck you." And I've, um, thought about that time and again ever since.

 

Public sex can be exciting.

Well duh, Chris, what a brilliant observation.

You didn't let me finish. Sometimes it can be too exciting. There were a few times when if I had known what the wife & I were going end up doing, I would've taken earlier action to slow things down.

So you came too quickly and left your wife hanging, so to say.

Yes, most unfortunately. The good news is rehashing it later was a huge turn-on for both of us.