Testicles: A turn-on, or off limits?

Stay away from the sensitive spheroid contents, but tug on the satchel all you want. Slow and firm is best. Fingernails or teeth are fine. Hell, it's more than fine--feels awesome.

Direct pressure to the perineum also feels fantastic. Seriously, try it some time, ladies. Put a knuckle in that bad boy while you're jacking him off. And boom goes the dynamite.

 

This. Same thing for me. Don't suck my testicles in your mouth, but the scrotum is fair game.

 

Trim, don't shave. It smells different (ie: bad) when you do a full shave down there.

 

Wimp.

 

Yesterday we had some awesome foreplay that involved a lot of very intense testicle play.

Some strange results.
I was not able ejaculate even after a BJ, wanking, & hammering intercourse.
My very sensitive spot in the left testicles appears to be gone.

This will require further study .

 

I like them to be played with a little during foreplay. It gives me a nice sensation. Never had em played with during intercourse. So not real sure......

 

I love everything about balls except for one thing. First about what I love: touching, caressing, kissing, licking and a little suck into my mouth if he's not too sensitive. I find the kind that hang way down fun to play with and easier to suck on. The only thing I don't like is the rear view. There is something unattractive to me about the rear view with the balls hanging down below a hairy ass crack. Give me the rear view of a woman anytime over a man's. We got it goin' on back there

 

Mine are big. (Balls that is)

 

@ralphie250 ~it's not about size it's about how they hang.

 

@snowy ~Maybe so. You remember we have the exact same morning routine?

 

Loose & floppy makes them easier to get a hold of, but my wife doesn't mind going after them when they try to hide.

Update, prelimanary--The sensitive spot isn't gone.

 

When they are trying to hide they feel like a Brazil nut. Hope she doesn't go after them with a nutcracker.

 

Well then they hang pretty low...

 

Every time I go pick up a cat to take it to the vets to be castrated, I think of my ex husband or a former boyfriend. Other ladies have thought that sponsoring a de-nadding in memory of a once former love is an appealing idea.
Funny old world. One day your nads are cradled gently in her hand - next thing you know, they have been projected onto the doomed testicles of some old ginger tom and lopped off.
Guess that would make the cat a 'whipping boy.'

 

An experienced mouth. She sees pulling them out of hiding as a challenge.

I saw a vid once where the guy had his balls stretched and tied to his penis, and he & the woman had intercourse using his entire package. It was hot.
Unfortunately, or fortunately, that would never be workable for us, my wife is too tight (the fortunate part).
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I've seen the all-men-should-be-castrated attitude in women bitter over relationships gone bad, feminists, and a few lesbians. I've always tried my best to treat women with respect, even under less than ideal circumstances.

 

Well then for both!

 

Too damned funny!
Thanks, NobleDeb.

 

I've seen the all-men-should-be-castrated attitude in women bitter over relationships gone bad, feminists, and a few lesbians. I've always tried my best to treat women with respect, even under less than ideal circumstances.[/quote]
I could quite imagine theres more than a few men out there who, taking their old bitch to the vets to be pts, wish it were the one they left at home getting the needle.
Ralphie - there is a shanty about that -
Do Your Balls Hang Low?
The tune below is the "Sailor's Hornpipe". It is also sung to "The Parade of the Wooden Soldiers" with the fourth line shortened to "Do your balls hang low?"

Chorus:Ting-a-ling, God damn, find a woman if you can.
If you can't find a woman, find a clean old man.
If you're ever in Gibraltar, take a flying fuck at Walter.
Can you do the double shuffle when your balls hang low?
Do your balls hang low? Do they swing to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Can you throw 'em o'er your shoulder like a Continental soldier?
Can you do the double shuffle when your balls hang low?
Do your balls hang low? Do they swing to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Do they make a lusty clamor when you hit them with a hammer?
Can you do the double shuffle when your balls hang low?
Do your balls hang low? Do they swing to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Can you bounce 'em off the wall like an Indian rubber ball?
Can you do the double shuffle when your balls hang low?
Do your balls hang low? Do they swing to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Do they have a hollow sound when you drag 'em on the ground?
Can you do the double shuffle when your balls hang low?
Do your balls hang low? Do they swing to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Do they have a mellow tingle when you hit 'em with a shingle?
Can you do the double shuffle when your balls hang low?
Do your balls hang low? Do they swing to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Do they have a salty taste when you wrap 'em 'round your waist?
Can you do the double shuffle when your balls hang low?
Do your balls hang low? Do they swing to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Do they chime like a gong when you pull upon your dong?
Can you do the double shuffle when your balls hang low?

 

(I put the music too so you can practice for the next TFP get together and post it for those of us too far away to join in)