Dirty talk

Oh, hell yeah. You could be telling me the grass is green, the house is red, and the cow is old, but if you're saying it in French, sploosh. (Italian and Spanish work, too, but French is my favorite.)

 

and Russian is worse.

 

Obviously you have not heard Mikhail Baryshnikov speak. He can speak filthy Russian to me any time he wants.

 

Oh, swoon. I had such a crush on him...before I really even knew what a "crush" was.

 

well, some people can sound good even while clearing their throat (which is what Russian sounds like to me). But hey, who am I to stand in the way of a good crush?

 

I don't really have any experience with dirty talk because I've, I dare say, not had sex yet. I don't think I'm the type to talk dirty unless I were feeling comfortable enough with it, and with the other person.

I took German for two years in high school, but I hardly remember much, and I know even less Russian. But I am familiar with both languages and have heard them more then enough for them to not sound like a blur of sounds strung together. So I think even those languages would sound hot to me.