Pointless Announcements

I think you should consult with kramus. He draws the most awesome trees!

 

The things I text DamnitAll on a regular basis from work.



Why does she like me again?

 

Only because you know how much it means to me to win Tetris Marathon from on top of the can.

Also because you do Kegels in solidarity with me when I'm stuck taking pictures at an event about women's urinary incontinence.

<3

 

I got to Skype with the hubs, yay!!!

 

Taco Bell, Killian's, and Team Fortress 2 until 3:30am with some good friends. I needed this.

 

Why am I awake at 4:30 am playing motherfucking candy crush?




I'm waiting....

 

I have bought the best flavoured ice cream. It's official flavour on the box is "kangaroo island honey with pistachio"
It reminds me of the chocolate backed, honey flavoured tiny teddys.
Are tiny teddys international?

 

because it's there.

 

Woke up to sex this morning. That was awesome and unexpected

 

My air mattress developed lumps in one of the sides due to the rupturing of the inner chambers on the bed. The rest of the bed was almost flat and one of the sides was ballooned out to about thrice the thickness of the mattress when fully inflated. Impossible to sleep on.
Had been sleeping on my love seat the past few nights.

My replacement mattress arrived today. I once again can sleep in my bed! Huzzah.

On a related note, I sense a nap in my future today. Must be productive first.

 

Popcorn, Top Chef Marathon, and presentation time. Very good after a long day of work.

 

This ga LSU game is stressing me out

 

Going out to meet a guy for a beer followed by cheap sex. He's cool, super nerd, not quite as demanding as I like, but it will be good to see him...naked.

 

National Drink Beer Day &laquo; Catholic Drinkie

It's National Drink A Beer Day

So, drink up!