The Complaining and Bitching Thread

I think I might use "mother fuck erstwhile" as my phrase of the day.

 

I was hoping for something like "Crawfish Mothafuckbox" to go with your new neighborhood but that's pretty good, too.

 

I am working with a trainee today and she is annoying as fuck. I work alone. I want my desk back.

 

And so it begins. My pants are kind of tight. I think it's too early to bust out the maternity pants I bought online. Since I'm working from home today, I'm just sitting here with my pants unbuttoned.

Also, I don't have any ice cream in the house. DAMN IT!

 

39 days.

 

Ain't no thang but a chickenwang!

Always run if you hear banjos.

 

Aaaaaaaaaaand another round of failed experiments. Whee.

 

Always. Or deep bullfrog noises. It's more often a gator.
I want to learn some Cajun curses. I think I could totally rock the Cajun accent. I already can understand everyone on 'Swamp People' without subtitles.

 

Sans the headache (which is a huge SANS), I am right there with you.

Fucking eyeglasses are marked up 10x so those motherfuckers do not wish to make it easy for you to take your glasses-buying business elsewhere. Screw that. I paid $1000 for the shittiest glasses evar (scratch-resistant--ha!--and I'm super-careful) 2 years ago. I only went because the insurance covers half. But, I can get every thing for a fraction of the cost at <the optician inside> Costco. They go to the same eye-doctor schools as the guy that makes it hard for you to get your rx but they are super-nice.
*P.S. My BIL is an optician who long ago gave away the company 'secrets.'

 

Actually I'm picturing ZombieSquirrel in a Dos Equis commercial....

 

Stop fucking up, people.
Stop, fucking up people.
Either punctuation works.

 

$221 for Silhouettes with high index lenses, low shine buff to the edges, and anti - glare. I have awesome insurance. The frames alone were $345. But my head is insane. I need beer.

 

I was banging my head against the wall behind me in angst because of my headache... It then it dawned on me that this would not likely be a solution to said headache.
>facepalms<
Why am I having a Monday? It's Thursday... Unless they changed today to Monday and someone forgot to hand me the memo....

 

Just let the trainee know that 6 smoke breaks just isn't going to work when she's on her own. She gave me a quizzical look. Even when i smoked i didn't take smoke breaks. It ain't that kind of place.

 

I'm so tired that I can feel just about every muscle in my body moving independently.

It's Friday, but man is it ever going to be a long Friday.

 

Cajun curses are easy. Just mumble completely unintelligibly, ending with an upwards inflected "eh!" regardless of any preceding syballents.