Sexual fantasy

Right now, even kissing a girl is a fantasy for me

 

haha every guys dream

 

I want to have an affair. Like a Lifetime movie version of an affair, with secret rendezvous in upscale hotel rooms, and chance meetings that result in partially clothed bathroom sex.

This is a hard fantasy to accomplish considering I am an in open relationship and my wife and I have sex with other people pretty regularly.

 

Dudes don't admit that they watch Lifetime.
Ever.
Now drop and give me 20.

 

Oh, bullshit. You have to have seen at least one to know how utterly ridiculous they are. Same with chick flicks, bro.

I appreciate Commando and First Blood significantly more after seeing 27 Dresses and 13 Going On 30.

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Nobody ever says "Drop and give me 20!" in the military. It's "Beat your face!"

And it's never less than 50 at at time unless they're funnin' ya.

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Back on topic:

As I get older, I'm starting to realize that if I had any real burning desire to indulge in some super wild sex acts that I probably should have got it done before I became settled down with a shares-the-chores partner from Pleasantville. While there are women out there that are into some really freaky shit (god bless each and every one of 'em), they're few and far and thus my Misfits-themed goth roadie ripped clothing NHB threesome w/ optional choking and peripheral clown shoes is probably never gonna happen. As a Type A guy, I'm all about making my dreams into my reality. I guess the question is whether or not I'd like that as a part of my reality for more than an evening. You know, once you let the cat out of the bag and all that. Hmmm.

 

OMFG, there's so many....

Threeways (MFM, FMF) Wait, damn it, already did the MFM...... FMF
Sex with my sister in laws
Sex with co-workers
Sex with a woman of every different nationality
Become swingers (although this one is now officially dead)
Have my wife be the target of a bukkake party, although that might also be her's as well.

 

Oh, yeah, that's a good one! I'd totally nail both my sisters-in-law in fantasy. Though in real life, even if I were not married, they're both way, way, too neurotic for me to actually want to get with. But they both have a heapin' helping of tits and ass, which makes for good wank resourceage.

 

I've got a few.... Probably just going to stay a fantasy.

Mistakingly walking into to women's locker room, and joining in with the women!
Watching other make love (not just having sex but that would be okay too!)
Being watched while with my wife. Then maybe having him/her join.
Any kind of 3 some.
Watching my wife with another partner, either sex and or a 3 some.
Joining an orgy.
Having my wife go out and have sex with another man, coming home and going over the details and making love like never before.

 

My wife and I always joke that I got lucky and married the most normal one. I have the same deal here, all three of my SILs are bat shit crazy in their own way. Luckily, my wife is the sex fiend of the group, so, I lucked out!

 

Whoa.

 

mmmm, manhandled.

 

I recommend it.

 

Well, the problem is that arkana just doesn't have any more slots in his rotation, ladies.

 

Word.

 

This is a good thread.
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