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can anyone help a quasi retarded lieutenant figure out how to lease an apartment? can i pass astronautical engineering? yup. can i figure out how to the the water turned on? NOPE

 

You're in Florida...? Call the electric or water company that is in the front of the yellow pages or call the apartment complex to find out who does it. Some counties split up the water and electric, some are combined. You can do it over the phone.

 

Morning chores are all done....time to kick back

 

On my own again for this weekend. Got my bi-annual visit from soon to be daddy Ratbastid, and now just watching old 90's movies.

 

I thought I had pancake mix. Nope. Thought I had flour. Nope. I did have some shortcake. That's kind of like a pancake right?

 

She was a one-off character who went to an all-girl school for juvenile delinquents.

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Borla , I was more impressed that he wiped his mouth after drinking than the scooter riding. That would be way more useful. Anyway, tell Stanley he's awesome, and boop his nose for me.

In other news, I'm totally a Magic widow this weekend. Now would be a perfect time to mow the lawn, but, uh...the mower is still at work. Oops.

 

I saw your reply earlier and I meant to respond when I got home. Now I am home and it's gone.

Today was ok. The help lady had, indeed, gone home. My own patient for the day didn't need much care so I spent most of the day helping an older gentleman with end-stage liver disease who was mildly verbally abusive. But it was ok. I don't let those things get to me...and I am certain he felt like shit. Saw the worst bed sores I've ever seen today (on another patient). Standing there looking at them my eyes welled up and I felt a profound sense of demoralization wash over me. It was very...emotional.

People, take care of yourselves, please. I'll save you what I'd really like to say. That which is too harsh, but true. Just do what you have to do to avoid heart disease, liver disease, kidney disease and diabetes. Just do it. That is all.

 

Definitely sounds legit. You could give them the account number/routing info/etc for the_jazz so he could help process that for you. Getting his account cleaned ou....a small portion of it might encourage him to agree with it.
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I like growing out the goatee or beard even more now with the prominent white patches it has.

 

Welp, I'm drunk you guys. Moulin Rouge drinking game!

 

KUTV in SFO released the names of the pilots of Asiana flight 214 as "Sum Ting Wong," "Wi Tu Lo," "Ho Lee Fuk," and "Bang Ding Ow" on air. Nice job nit wits. Wonder if they'll hire "Dewey, Cheatham and Howe" to represent them in the civil suite?

 

It's good to know that even in the age of Google, one can still prank the man.

 

Monday. It's official. Click.

 

Weird craving for poptarts. Raspberry ones, specifically, although strawberry would work, too.

 

The whole hotel just lost power.
There was no whoop, whoop or strobe lights like the sign promised.
I am disappoint.

 

noodle, just make the sounds yourself. Do it in the hallway! Do. It.

 

Of course we did. We were in the lobby. Two of us looked at each other and whoop, whooped.

 

My mom made me chocolate chip cookies for my birfday... I'm 39 and I'm having a whole batch for dinner... cuz I'm a grown ass man and I want to.