Prince William's hairline

Completely irrelevant to anything important...but I've often thought this.
At least when I've seen a glimpse of a picture recently in the news.

The Emperor has no clothes...and let's face it, the Prince has no hair. (or at least not much left)

Personally, I think he should just get rid of it...clean the sucker off, go bald.
Completely...no sides or back either. (Michael Jordan, Vin Diesel style)
He'd be much better without it.

He's got a good headshape...no unreasonable dents or wrinkles....and he's decent looking himself.
With his height and build...it would make him look more bolder, broader.
And even better...not like his dad. (Not the most masculine person in the world...)

What do you think??





Sample of proposed new look... (of course, he'd look better. )

 

In a matter of time it won't matter because his balding crown will be rocking a bling-bling crown.

Long live the future king's royal noggin.

 

I have the vast majority of my hair. If I ever get to that point, I'm going way, way short.

 

I run a number 0 across my dome every five days or so. It's pretty low maint.

 

I heard of a man who had a razor made of Valyrian steel. He cut his head off trying to shave.

 

Good rimshot...I like it.

But just because I'm bald doesn't mean I think all men should go bald...
Some look good with it, some don't.

But I truly don't understand the whole keeping the "whisps" thing...the sparse cotton candy/charlotte's web look on your noggin.
If it's there with some fill, no problem...but if it's not, get rid of it.
It's not coming back! (and those "hair clubs" are a scam, rogaine isn't enough beyond a certain point)

After that...certain people look good with the framing short/cropped hair...one with clean lines.
Some can go all the way.

Those who go all the way, often look best if they have a firm looking jawline, non-wrinkled head...and not a pasty skin-tone.
Prince William looks like he could rock the look.

Personally, I go totally bald for two-reasons...one I think I look old & stoggy with a close crop
and if I let it grow, it just looks like crap since I have curly hair...but I'd have no hair above to round it out...and I'd end up looking like a warped Bozo the clown.

Sure he has money...but he likely doesn't register it by now.

Frankly, I'd think he'd like the total clean look because then he'd not have to fuss with it, it doesn't look like crap in all his photos,
plus then he'd also get the media to STFU about him losing his hair.

Harry has hair, plenty of it...no problem.
Charles is a old snit...he's expected to be a stick in the mud and non-studly.

William's got a different problem...he still relatively young, still has his mom's handsome looks and the public still remembers when he did have hair.

So I say, cut to the chase...

 

The day William shaves his head, the Sun will run a front page headline about his battle with leukemia.

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When you're that rich and that white, you don't have to have good hair. See also: Donald Trump, Bill Gates.

 

Exactly.

Bonus:
You don't have to worry about going gray.