Pointless Announcements

Is Ikea's gravity a little stronger than everything else? I keep getting drawn in despite myself.

 

Really, though, it's all about this: Hot Malm

 

My bed is a Malm... it's where I take care of business.

(To be honest, it's a pain and I can't wait to replace it with a real bed)

 

Didn't you have a really painful toe stubbing incident with it recently? Or am I thinking of someone else?

 

Somehow I managed to finish my powerpoint on appendicitis for tomorrow's presentation even though I came across this thing.
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When you pick up big cats like that it does sort of feel like they are unfurling...expanding like an accordion.

 

I think that was someone else.

I hate my Malm for other reasons. I hope to one day kill it with fire.
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It's just coming up on bed time. I just have to decide if I am going to go out or stay in...

 

That depends, will Stanley be there?


I went to bed early-ish last night. Still tired. Hey, coffee, how YOU doin'?

 

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH, LIVE BEAR WEBCAM!


...oh, wait. They're not on it right now. SADNESS.


Oh, but now there's salmon. Jump little fishies, jump! (also, wake up, bears. sheesh.)


Edit: (bears are awake and having breakfast now, in case you were wondering.)
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I just looked at my watch, expecting it to be like, 12:30.


....it is not 12:30

 

Taylor Swift vs. Master Blaster would be a cage match that I would gladly pay $1000 to watch.

 

Must remember to take the lawn mower home today.

 

But apparently it's Bear O'Clock.

 

Rude

 

Yes! And it is STILL Bear O'Clock! w00t!

It is about to be Lunch O'Clock, though. Sushi O'Clock, specifically. Om nom nom .

 

Ya, I had to dump the mustache and beard when I started looking like a Dalmation.

 

One of the bears is all, "fuck this catching salmon shit. I'm just gonna lay here on this rock in the middle of the river."

I wanna be that bear.