Pointless Announcements

The "XTREME" pop rocks weren't any poppier than regular pop rocks. Just super sour. Disappointment.

 

I have 2 middle names, I always said that gave me an extra few seconds to get the hell out the door before she caught me... or as I got older, time to empty my pockets before she searched me.

*******

I got juice boxes and pudding packs in the breakroom. Come to the shop and we can all watch cartoons while eating childhood snack food.

 

Circle K is having some kind of contest, and the prize is a '79 Trans Am.





....I kind of want it.

Edit: The closest Circle K appears to be in Virgina. Lame.

 

'79 Trans Am would necessitate your snakeskin miniskirt-clad ass on the hood.

It would also likely require Eden to (re)grow a wicked mullet.

/White Snake'd!

 

Hmmm....I can see a Circle K from where I park my car.....

 

No, as in, strange things are afoot at..



"Find a store" is not giving me anything close. If there are any by the base, that's still three and a half hours away.


Edit: Wait, there are some in Charlotte. '79 Trans Am will be MINE. Eden's mullet will not.

 

Holy shit, my girlfriend is going Full Nuclear Mode on United Airlines customer service right now. It's scary.

She booked primo seats to Paris for her and her mother over nine months ago and they moved them to economy.

I'm glad we don't fight. My crisis negotiation skills couldn't defuse the bahm that is going off right now. Yikes.

 

79 Mullet? No, no shoulder length hair and porn 'stache and a sleeveless vest.

 

Really? Weren't there years when the mullet and hippie hair were both in vogue? I need a Venn diagram with the '70s and '80s in it. Help me out, Tully?

 

Mm, I guess. Now she's crying and drinking a Jack and Coke strong enough for me to smell 6 feet away.

She's going to have to rest up and go nuclear on them at the ticket counter, I suppose. No joy on seats.

 

I was confused at first over chinese crested 's post in the TFP Crush thread. Thought she was talking about Stan.

 

Good for her, United is a joke. All airlines are anymore. I fly United these days because they fly out of Merida, first class is about what coach used to be 25-30 years ago. I had seat 1A on a recent flight and due to the bulkhead in front of me had no leg room what so ever. First Class and I've got my bum leg/foot stuffed under my seat for two hours, nice. And the "cheese omelet" they threw at me reminded me of the mess decks in boot.

I had a coach seat from SFO to Houston last fall and watched the FA work her way down the aisle hawking $8 sandwiches and $3 half cans of Pringles. A man in the row ahead of me asked if the sandwiches were fresh and she snapped "I don't know I didn't fucking make them." She was a complete bitch the entire flight. After reading what United has done to their employees over the years I'm not sure I fault her, to me it's the company. They treat customers like shit and employees like toilets. All the airlines are the freaking same basically.

 

Vote Freddie...

 

The homing beacon one is so true for me...

 

Exactly, Borla .

 

Having a 3 day bachelor party in Vegas this weekend. Never been.