Pointless Announcements

No doubt. It is easier to buy stolen loot when you know will be drinking the incriminating evidence and can dispose of the bottle easily enough.

 

I was going to do things today, but decided that I didn't feel like it.

 

For some... the price was just too damn high!

 

Jay Leno talking about his 1967 Chrysler Imperial Crown Coupe
"This is what you call a hybrid. It uses gas, and when get on the highway it uses even more gas."

That post from MMG just reminded me. One of the only good things in the new Total Recall was hearing Kate Beckinsale use her American Accent for the "fake wife" role and instantly switch to her proper British accent when she dropped the act and tried to kill him.

 

I hate using tapatalk and typing on my phone. Half the time the quotes don't work (I'm sure it's because I am a techno idiot) and half of what I write looks moronic. It's good to be home.

 

Feels a little odd to be drinking an English beer on American Independence Day. Ah, well. Cheers!

 

Then there's moisture , museum, and mosaic......I like moist tho.

 

"Help me, please. I'm too moist and tender to retire." - Daffy Duck

Kind of sums up everything...

 

Luke was a reluctant moisture farmer...

 

It's really moist out side, I wish it would stop raining.

 

Liam Neeson's forehead looks a little damp... No, that's not the right word.

He looks moist.

 

Now that you mention it, it does look that way, Charlie.

If I were on the other end of the line from Liam Neeson, my mouth would be so dry, I'd probably want an ice-cream cone.
Likely I would make a mess from trying to eat in the heat and would need a moist towelette.

 

thank you, thank you, thank you

what a wonderful way to start today, I laughed so much my eyes became a little, well you know.

 

Monday's exam has been pushed back to the following Monday! Hurray!
And my tattoo appointment is Sunday! Huzzah!
But today I need to get started on my five-page 'formal paper.' Sigh.

 

I just ate some amazingly good oysters.

Now I want sex (ah who am I kidding, I always crave sex).

 

Speaking of sex, I just realized I have no sexy-time scheduled all weekend...this must be ameliorated. Stat.

 

What? That's just crazy talk. Get busy.

 

Sure thing, coach.