Pointless Announcements

The bars are temples, but the pearls ain't free?

 

But what if you aren't lucky and the god is a he?

 

But if I'm lucky, then the god's a she.


At any rate, there's not much between despair and ecstasy.

 

Ok, "Chasing UFO's" has officially knocked "Finding Bigfoot" out of my #1 spot of the stupidest shows on television. Really you heard a noise in the jungle in the middle of the night? Oh my, run!

That's 10mins of my life I'll never get back.

 

I get my kicks above the waistline sunshine.........and with those girls that will keep you quite a bit healthier

 

"I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine."
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Crap... too slow with my witticisms.

I am also too hungover for witty banter *and* the meetings I have been having today.

 

oh my god. it's so early....and i stayed up too fucking late. (but I had fun )

who the hell brings their animal to be spayed or neutered on fucking independence day. i will look at them with a special, but hidden, derision this morning.

 

That's got to be the weirdest decision. Happy 4th of July. Now let's cut some nuts!

 

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Epic

 

Ha. I swear i saw someone type good night, mom...it was pretty late, though...i could be mistaken. Maybe.

 

Yeah. Take a sick day or vacation day instead of a paid holiday off from work. I mean, come on, people.the logical thing is that medical appts of any type should be available until say, 10 pm. So average people can go and still put in their regular day.

 

That was amusing to see, you came back to chat just to comment on that.

 

It was a joke. You know...having one's reproductive junk removed on independence day?

 

Hah. I get it now. I shouldnt post when I have just woken up and am in my usual state of surliness.

I need to get some KFC.

 

I.don't know why it should bother me. Some of my favorite people call me mom.

 

Yes, i just ordered a chocolate milkshake. I'm fucking delirious today. Yay!

 

This was painful to see - $1.1 million in vodka stolen
I couldn't care less about the Vodka, what killed me was this
"Owens said the thieves definitely knew what they were after when they hit the warehouse on June 22. They busted through a concrete wall right where the vodka was being stored. And they ignored other high-value items in the warehouse, including art, precious metals and cars, the company said in a statement."
What the hell? I can see if they quoting someone but there is no excuse for that.
The thieves no doubt snuck away quietly after impacting the Vodka supply chain so profoundly.

 

It's easier to get rid of cases of vodka. Art, cars, etc. are easily traced.