Pointless Announcements

Been studying disorders of the reproductive systems all day. I did not know that there were vasodilators for erectile dysfunction that you could inject directly into the penis...adverse effects of which are priapism (of course), penile scarring, fibrosis, bleeding, bruising at the injection site, pain, infection and vasovagal responses (which would typically be dizziness and fainting, I think).

I have a date with a new man tonight. I will endeavor not to regurgitate this information over cocktails. I may not be able to help myself, though. I tend to talk about the new stuff I learn assuming that everyone finds it to be fascinating and useful information...and not disturbing.

 

I stayed up 'til 3 am reading a YA trilogy that I've read eleventy times before. I would like a nap now. Yawn.

 

OH MY GOD YOU GUYS.

I walked the most adorable lab/husky mix named Shane. Dude's super smart: by the end of the walk he was obeying commands quicker than I could say them. "Oh, I'm going too fast, aren't I? Here, let me slow up for you -wagtail-"
His kennel mate, Shadow, also a lab husky mix, was also super cute.
And there was a pit bull named Ariel that has the MOST ADORABLE DOGGY SMILE and I'm really sad that I couldn't walk her because she hasn't had vaccinations yet.
And then I pet the kitties and one of them WALKED ALL OVER ME and it was super adorable.

...

They shouldn't let me into humane societies. I WANT TO ADOPT EVERYTHING.

 

I'm so glad i no longer have small children. Jesus. Chronically dissatisfied little shit.

 

Apparently shit just got real in Egypt.

 

Word

 

The dog at the end has places to go...

Top 10 sleepy animals. [VIDEO]

 

As per your prediction:


(Yeah, I know I'm a day behind on the joke. I don't get to a 'puter as often as I did lately.)

 

Et tu, Globbay?

 

Smokin BBQ all night long for our 49th annual July 4th BBQ and parade at jonesboro lodge #87

 

um, ping.

 

Does Stanley get a fair compensation for his appearances as the true star in MeltedMetalGlob photoshop creations?

 

Perpetual cello envy.

Thanks, Brahms.

(Oh, Clara!)

 

Holy monsoon, Batman.


Also: I don't have to work tomorrow, and there is rum. This can only end badly. But damn, it'll be a fun ride in the meantime.

 

I do have to work tomorrow. and there is malbec. this is sure to end badly,
but, hah, i don't care.

 

I thought it was "Ding."

Either way, nice.

 

Waiting up for my daughter driving down from NYC with friends. They just reached Wilmington, Del. I figure 2:30.

She forgets that I dont keep the same hours as college kids.

 

Ding!
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so, why do we make the chat link so difficult to find. is there some sort of plan behind that?