Pointless Announcements

Just curious... Who else has serious problems with this phrase?

 

Not that I agree with or use the term personally, but does this go with "mother nature"?

 

No issues with the phrase, but maybe with this use of it.

 

I know just enough about weather to know that when fronts collide, all hell can break loose.

this is serious shit, my friends, run for cover

 

Reminded of that oldie but goodie with replacing just one word in the Harry Potter book text.
"Panting, Harry fell forwards over the hydrangea bush, straightened up and stared around. There were several faces peering through various nearby windows. Harry stuffed his wang hastily back into his jeans and tried to look innocent."
"Oh, move over," Hermione snarled. She grabbed Harry's wang, tapped the lock, and whispered, 'Alohomora!"
"Something silver-white, something enormous, erupted from the end of his wang"

edit: the slightly longer version of that last one is even better -
"Yes," Harry said, gripping his wang very tightly, and moving into the middle of the deserted classroom. He tried to keep his mind on flying, but something else kept intruding.... Any second now, he might hear his mother again... but he shouldn't think that, or he would hear her again, and he didn't want to... or did he? Something silver-white, something enormous, erupted from the end of his wang

 

I hate the word "moist".

 

But, all of the tastiest cakes are. And the towelettes at my favorite BBQ joint! I LOVE "moist" things.

 

Heh.

Moist.

Almost as good as "panties."

 

Turgid. Tumescence. Good words to work into conversation.

 

Moist

 

Now this is a good one! Lol

 

To change the subject slightly, I was playing Forza 3 on the Xbox earlier and was selecting decals to put on my car when I recognized the name Borla.

Where'd you get your nick, Borla? Was it car related?

 

They go together well, too... pretty much the only context in which I find the first word tolerable.

/smut

 

Moist has now officially entered into the TFP lexicon. I fully expect moist to appear in about 20% of all posts now.

 

I just tagged 20+ people in 1 post. I'm going to hide now lol.

 

I dialed into a conference call at 8:30. I was greeted by "Please listen carefully as our menu has changed. Congratulations, you have won an all expense paid two day Bahamas cruise."

I had misdialed.

 

Our labs today were on nasogastric tubes and ostomy bags. If you like, I can get naked and tell you all I learned today about 'moist flow.'
No?

 

The summer I turned sixteen I worked at a summer camp. One of my jobs was housekeeping for the geriatric camp director. I learned all I ever hope to know about ostomy bags that summer.

 

Greeting sex where one partner stayed at home and the other was on a hedonistic vacation?

So good.