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The Complaining and Bitching Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by ASU2003, Jan 14, 2013.

  1. Ex: Want to read poetry to each other?
    ZS: What?
    Ex: We could sit outside under a tree and read love poems to each other. If you'd rather, we could take turns reading "On the Road" to one another.
    ZS: No. We are not going to do those things.

    We were together for more than 3 years. Huh.
     
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  2. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    Earlier...
     
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  3. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    Gross.
     
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  4. EXACTLY! I have a pussy of my own. I didn't need to be dating one.
     
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  5. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    Gros......

    No, wait.

    The opposite of that. Which I believe is "giggity".
     
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  7. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    Craven Morehead, TFPDOM represent!

    Damn, with the way that sounds in my head, I remind myself of Justin Beiber. I may have to go curb-stomp myself out of principle.
     
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  8. You asked for it...

    tommy.jpeg
     
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  9. ralphie250

    ralphie250 Fully Erect

    Location:
    At work..
    Not at All what I was hoping for.:(
     
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  10. Bite your tongue. Tommy Jay is AWESOME!
     
  11. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    Really! He's supposed to bring you to the tree first, and then say, "I'm going to read some poetry to you."

    Dude totally dropped the ball.

    Pussy.
     
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  12. Cayvmann

    Cayvmann Very Tilted

    Another low quality sleep night last night, and I want to smash everyone I see. Back to the gym for me tonight...
     
  13. Japchae

    Japchae Very Tilted

    Jesus F. Christo... Nipple itches are HORRIBLE. Especially when Angry Uterus is stirring. Torture
     
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  14. I promptly would have left his poetry reading ass at said tree.
     
  15. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    What if it were image-driven erotic rugby poetry?

    (Which is something I can write if you want me to, by the by... :cool:)
     
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  16. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    Don't you try to get off being all dainty and polite, missy. We all know you would have ripped a branch off that tree, yelled "ZombieSquirrel smash!", beaten him to death then buried him underneath his precious poetry tree. Seriously, do you think we're not paying attention here?
     
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  17. this sounds intriguing.

    The thought of that turns you on doesn't it?

    To get back to the subject of this thread....



    It's summer god damn it! Why is it raining like it doses in the winter?

    I really don't like Oregon. I don't care if it's green all year round. I'd like to see the sun.
     
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  18. GeneticShift

    GeneticShift Show me your everything is okay face.

    I'll trade.
    --- merged: Jun 25, 2013 at 4:39 PM ---
    I want to fast forward the next two and a half weeks, please. I need a day off.
     
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  19. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    Whatever happened to RSVPing to events? I'm trying to plan a weekend camping trip and while a few people have told me that they can't make it, by and large people have yet to reply one way or the other. My feelings aren't going to be hurt if they say no. I'd really just like to get a headcount.