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The Complaining and Bitching Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by ASU2003, Jan 14, 2013.

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  1. grumpyolddude

    grumpyolddude Very Tilted

    Location:
    Metro Detroit, Michigan, USA
    Some days really try to suck all of the joy out of my soul. Screw you, corporate life!

    Thankfully, DamnitAll and Alistair provided some restoration.
     
    grumpyolddude, Jun 24, 2013
    #2181
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  2. GeneticShift

    GeneticShift Show me your everything is okay face.

    Location:
    The land of drugs, violence, and 8 Mile Road
    Days like today you call me, and then we go get beer.
     
    GeneticShift, Jun 24, 2013
    #2182
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  3. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    Plan9, Jun 24, 2013
    #2183
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  4. grumpyolddude

    grumpyolddude Very Tilted

    Location:
    Metro Detroit, Michigan, USA
    You betcha!


    You hate us, don't you?
     
    grumpyolddude, Jun 24, 2013
    #2184
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  5. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    MY LOVE IS LIKE THE LOVE OF GOD:

    COLD AND REMOTE.

    /Baraka'd
     
    Plan9, Jun 25, 2013
    #2185
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  6. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    You threaten my fantasies, dear sir.

    In my dreams, Baraka_Guru reads me Romantic poetry by a waterfall while we are constrained by propriety. Perhaps too constrained.
     
    snowy, Jun 25, 2013
    #2186
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  7. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    You mean the kind where he stutters and stammers as you pop the buttons on his cardigan until his forehead sweat comes down in sheets and his "husband bulge" attempts to exit through his Dockers?

    /jealous

     
    Last edited: Jun 25, 2013
    Plan9, Jun 25, 2013
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  8. GeneticShift

    GeneticShift Show me your everything is okay face.

    Location:
    The land of drugs, violence, and 8 Mile Road
    I told you it was the worst.
     
    GeneticShift, Jun 25, 2013
    #2188
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  9. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    Therefore am I still​
    A lover of the meadows and the woods,
    And mountains; and of all that we behold
    From this green earth; of all the mighty world
    Of eye, and ear, — both what they half create,
    And what perceive; well pleased to recognise
    In nature and the language of the sense,
    The anchor of my purest thoughts, the nurse,
    The guide, the guardian of my heart, and soul
    Of all my moral being.
     
    Baraka_Guru, Jun 25, 2013
    #2189
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  10. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    Basically:

     
    Plan9, Jun 25, 2013
    #2190
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  11. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    Pretty much.
     
    Baraka_Guru, Jun 25, 2013
    #2191
  12. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    Oooooooooh. One of my favorites.
     
    snowy, Jun 25, 2013
    #2192
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  13. CinnamonGirl

    CinnamonGirl The Cheat is GROUNDED!

    Location:
    Central Republic of Where-In-The-Hell
    Sploosh.

    ***

    It's supposed to rain all week. Bleah.
     
    CinnamonGirl, Jun 25, 2013
    #2193
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  14. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    ...

    New car buying is nearly as stressful as planning a funeral.
     
    Last edited: Jun 25, 2013
    Plan9, Jun 25, 2013
    #2194
  15. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    You're buying a new car. But...but...that's financially irresponsible. That's not the 9er I know....

    /hasneverownedacar
     
    Baraka_Guru, Jun 25, 2013
    #2195
  16. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    And now the twist:

    It's not for me.
     
    Plan9, Jun 25, 2013
    #2196
  17. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    Niiiice.... Nothing gets the ladies like buying them a car, eh? If I could afford to do that, I wouldn't have to read all this damn poetry.
     
    Baraka_Guru, Jun 25, 2013
    #2197
  18. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    Also:

    The problem with dating a teacher is that they spend summer break dressing in the slutty clothes that they can't wear during the year.

    The issue isn't the slutty clothes, but the hour-long primping wait you endure in order to get out the door just to go grocery shopping.
     
    Plan9, Jun 25, 2013
    #2198
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  19. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    I know, right?!

    Wait...teachers wear slutty clothes?
     
    Baraka_Guru, Jun 25, 2013
    #2199
  20. Plan9

    Plan9 Rock 'n Roll

    Location:
    Earth
    You don't even know.

    She's been looking at her strapless boob tops since noon.

    Jesus, I'm starving. Just put on a godamn t-shirt. We need to go buy milk and animal parts.

    ...

    I guess the alternative would be the girl I dated a few years back that looked like a chick in her boyfriend's clothes all the time.
     
    Plan9, Jun 25, 2013
    #2200
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