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Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by Baraka_Guru, Aug 2, 2011.

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  1. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member

    From a Yahoo article on the best laid back dog breeds to own:


    Sounds to me like a Bullmastiff owner I know as well. :p
     
    Borla, Jun 17, 2013
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  2. Baraka_Guru

    Baraka_Guru Möderätor Staff Member

    Location:
    Toronto
    The guy who does The Oatmeal web comic for the first time ever just promoted another web comic he likes, Formal Sweatpants. I'm pretty sure this is why the latter's web server has apparently crashed.

    The Oatmeal gets 20 million visitors a month, and its Facebook page has just over 1 million likes.

    Q: How do you prepare for something like this?

    A: You can't.
     
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    Baraka_Guru, Jun 17, 2013
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  3. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member

    I just had to take our annual online corporate ethics class/test.


    Now I know not to take/accept bribes, not to help terrorists or Mafioso, not to launder money, and not to ask my workmates for sexual favors.

    Oh, and to turn everybody in to Corporate Legal any time I suspect anyone of anything.
     
    Borla, Jun 17, 2013
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  4. ZombieSquirrel

    ZombieSquirrel Brrrrrrrains

    Location:
    Oregon by way of "Oh-hi-ya"
    Obviously the_jazz should take that too. Actually....a lot of people on here need to do that.
     
    ZombieSquirrel, Jun 17, 2013
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  5. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    I've taken them. Several times. And I always behave ethically at TFP. I am, if nothing else, an ethical asshole.
     
    the_jazz, Jun 17, 2013
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  6. ZombieSquirrel

    ZombieSquirrel Brrrrrrrains

    Location:
    Oregon by way of "Oh-hi-ya"
    You ask people here for sexual favors ALL. THE. TIME.
     
    ZombieSquirrel, Jun 17, 2013
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  7. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member



    "Forcing" and "asking" are not the same thing.
     
    Borla, Jun 17, 2013
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  8. ZombieSquirrel

    ZombieSquirrel Brrrrrrrains

    Location:
    Oregon by way of "Oh-hi-ya"
    Have you SEEN the_jazz? He couldn't force a fly. He's kind of wimpy.
     
    ZombieSquirrel, Jun 17, 2013
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  9. snowy

    snowy so kawaii Staff Member

    YAY! My wine will be here Wednesday.

    I'm really hoping it has the new release of 14 Vines.
     
    snowy, Jun 17, 2013
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  10. the_jazz

    the_jazz Accused old lady puncher

    That makes me an asshole, not unethical. There's no punishment for saying "no thanks". Unless you want there to be. ;)
     
    the_jazz, Jun 17, 2013
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  11. ZombieSquirrel

    ZombieSquirrel Brrrrrrrains

    Location:
    Oregon by way of "Oh-hi-ya"
    Gross.
     
    ZombieSquirrel, Jun 17, 2013
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  12. Borla

    Borla Moderator Staff Member

    Borla, Jun 17, 2013
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  13. CinnamonGirl

    CinnamonGirl The Cheat is GROUNDED!

    Location:
    Central Republic of Where-In-The-Hell
    All of my Amazon book recommendations are backyard farming or survivalist/prep related.


    ....I think I need to order some new genres.
     
    CinnamonGirl, Jun 17, 2013
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  14. mixedmedia

    mixedmedia ...

    Location:
    Florida
    I took a nap this afternoon. Now I am awake, I have all this school work to do, and I feel like I'm walking around under a sea of green gelatin.
    Maybe eat something. Maybe that will help.
    I am getting checked off on inserting urinary catheters at 9am tomorrow morning. Get it together, lady.
     
    mixedmedia, Jun 17, 2013
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  15. Speed_Gibson

    Speed_Gibson Hacking the Gibson

    Location:
    Wolf 359
    Decided to wait on this House show and the wonderful video quality on sloooow free streaming sites to get farther in this Supernatural show. House teased me with Olivia Wilde listed on the google hit and then they neglected to put her in the pilot.
    The good characters, storyline and availability on Supernatural wins hand down. Being on on netflix streaming is a huge bonus. Something like halfway through season one.
     
    Speed_Gibson, Jun 17, 2013
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  16. Fremen

    Fremen Allright, who stole my mustache?

    Location:
    E. Texas
    I heard the announcer from the Westminster Dog Show in my mind when I read that.


    --- merged: Jun 17, 2013 at 7:05 PM ---
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    Fremen, Jun 17, 2013
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  17. PonyPotato

    PonyPotato Very Tilted

    Location:
    Columbus, OH
    I read "vegan margarita cupcakes" as "vaginarita cupcakes."

    I'm a little tired today.
     
    PonyPotato, Jun 17, 2013
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  18. ZombieSquirrel

    ZombieSquirrel Brrrrrrrains

    Location:
    Oregon by way of "Oh-hi-ya"
    I'd try them.
     
    ZombieSquirrel, Jun 17, 2013
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  19. genuinemommy

    genuinemommy Moderator Staff Member

    Cuddling with baby after a long day at work. I am happy.
     
    genuinemommy, Jun 17, 2013
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  20. ZombieSquirrel

    ZombieSquirrel Brrrrrrrains

    Location:
    Oregon by way of "Oh-hi-ya"
    Uggg. I spent a long time to work on NOT having choppy sentences when I write. Now they are too long.

    I can't win.
     
    ZombieSquirrel, Jun 17, 2013
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