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Adult Science Jokes

Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by genuinemommy, Nov 21, 2011.

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  1. DANTU BALINIMAS

    Dantu balinimas New Member

    This one is good :D but I think maths will never admit that X is gone..;D
     
    Dantu balinimas, Jun 14, 2013
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  2. hamsterball

    hamsterball Seeking New Outlets

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    That is perfect!
     
    hamsterball, Jun 14, 2013
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  3. Speed_Gibson

    Speed_Gibson Hacking the Gibson

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    Wolf 359
    Not going to get too far into my opinion of applying evolution to human development, but that is hilarious. I would drop the first three and that still fits perfectly.
     
    Speed_Gibson, Jun 14, 2013
    #643
  4. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    Software Engineer...I know where all the bits go. ;)
     
    rogue49, Jun 15, 2013
    #644
  5. hamsterball

    hamsterball Seeking New Outlets

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    I have a number of engineer friends who'd love this! Yes, some of my best friends are....
     
    hamsterball, Jun 15, 2013
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  6. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    back to Work...
     
    rogue49, Jun 17, 2013
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  7. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    A bit early...but this is just too awesome. :D
    [​IMG]
     
    rogue49, Jun 17, 2013
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  8. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    Need Coffee...
     
    rogue49, Jun 20, 2013
    #648
  9. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    [​IMG]
     
    rogue49, Jun 21, 2013
    #649
  10. hamsterball

    hamsterball Seeking New Outlets

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    hamsterball, Jun 22, 2013
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  11. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    Yep, I feel like this some days...just not fluid enough. :rolleyes:
     
    rogue49, Jun 22, 2013
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  12. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    Rock on... :cool:
     
    rogue49, Jun 25, 2013
    #652
  13. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    The reason Math is so cold...
     
    rogue49, Jun 26, 2013
    #653
  14. hamsterball

    hamsterball Seeking New Outlets

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    hamsterball, Jun 26, 2013
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  15. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    An astronomer is on an expedition to Darkest Africa to observe a total eclipse of the sun, which will only be observable there,
    when he's captured by cannibals...

    The eclipse is due the next day around noon.
    To gain his freedom he plans to pose as a god and threaten to extinguish the sun if he's not released, but the timing has to be just right.

    So, in the few words of the cannibals' primative tongue that he knows, he asks his guard what time they plan to kill him.

    The guard's answer is, "Tradition has it that captives are to be killed when the sun reaches the highest point in the sky on the day after their capture so that they may be cooked and ready to be served for the evening meal".

    "Great", the astronomer replies.

    The guard continues, though, "But because everyone's so excited about it, in your case we're going to wait until after the eclipse."



    Just one of those days... :rolleyes:
     
    rogue49, Jun 27, 2013
    #655
  16. hamsterball

    hamsterball Seeking New Outlets

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    hamsterball, Jun 27, 2013
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  17. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    Astonomer #1: .....so anyway the cop pulls me over and asks if I realized
    that I had just run a redlight. So I said that I did not see the light as
    being red, because it must have blue-shifted as i was approaching it.

    Astronomer #2: And he let you go?
    Astronomer #1: No. He gave me a speeding ticket instead...
     
    rogue49, Jun 29, 2013
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  18. Craven Morehead

    Craven Morehead Very Tilted

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    third rock from the sun
    Craven Morehead, Jun 29, 2013
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  19. hamsterball

    hamsterball Seeking New Outlets

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    hamsterball, Jun 29, 2013
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  20. rogue49

    rogue49 Tech Kung Fu Artist Staff Member

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    Unnecessary commentary
    1. hmm...2 sides to every story
    2. good one, that killed me
    3. oooooo... smooth but tart
    4. cute, stuck on it
    5. I like...hic haec hoc huius huius huius (10th grade, way back when)
    6. yes, most names suck
    7. stole that one, didn't you?
    8. can't put that back
    9. heavy
    10. balanced
    11. all things being equal, it counts
    12. I don't know about this one...
    13. spot on
    14. easy to see
    15. neutral on this
    16. chill joke
    17. be clear with your instructions
    18. not enough byte
    19. got nothing
    20. no charge
    21. no point to this

    No use being a nerd unless you can prove it. ;)
    That being said, I'm a dork.
     
    Last edited: Jun 30, 2013
    rogue49, Jun 30, 2013
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