Nominate Awful Beers for my Research Project

You can be there to hold my hand while I drink this garbage.

That's what I really need out of TFP.

 

habib, ill rub your back while you call out to god.

what are mates for right?

 

Later...

*cracks his second Busch Light*

 

Life's too short for cheap beer.

 

Has anyone mentioned Coors Light Iced Tea?

I can't quite wrap my head around the idea. Also this promo curdles my stomache.

 

But it's for a good cause.

I swear.

 

You're so god damned pretentious.

 

Or scared.

 

Fixed for thread relevance.

 

The reviews of Game Day Ice are almost as good as this thread.

 

I saw a commercial for something called a Straw-ber-ita from Bud-lite Lime.

Tagline is, "Enjoy a Cold Straw-Ber-Rita® Today!"

 

Piss in a can.



Makes piss in a can drinkable.

 

Unless it's ice cold, it tastes and smells distinctly phenolic, not at all unlike Aircraft Remover and other industrial grade paint strippers.

 

You did forget the crocodile that are supposed to wrestle before you eat it. I've had kangaroo - quite tasty (though we are now wandering a little off topic)

 

I used to like all three in the days of my youth. Then Hamm's was bought out by Miller some years back and it's now their lowest priced beer last I read. Not sure what happened over the years to Rainer and Oly. I think they once were brewed in the same place in Tumwater, not sure about that. I know in the mid 80's both left the shelves for a while, a guy I worked with mourned the loss of his Rainer. He had a serious Rainer habit. His boat was named "The Three "R's" which stood for rest, relaxation and Rainer. Rainer and Oly both came back several times after buy outs by other larger brands but the taste wasn't the same to me.

Weinhard and then Blitz-Weinhard totally different level of beer in my opinion. They have long been Portland standards but unfortunately they too have been bought and sold several times and I have no idea who owns it now. I remember it being owned buy Strohs at one point and I'm certain that's the last Herny's I drank. Though I do like their "orange cream" soda.

BTW- Rainer maybe worth a try. I read a news story sometime around 2003-2004 where a bear broke in a campers cooler and drank all the Rainer and never even tried open any of the cans of Busch in the cooler.