Pointless Announcements

It's awful... but the image is hilarious.

 

"Why would you stick a shrimp inside a chicken?"

Gordon Ramsey kills me. Giggling uncontrollably.

 

I adore Gordon. My favorite phrase of his is "Whhhhot the fhhhhuck were you thinking?!"

 

Don't knock it til you've tried it!

 

Just finished my final and that marks the end of the term for me.

 

Well, tell 'em to knock that shit off. It's like the lamest cult ever.

No Kool-Aid, no orgies, no hoarding automatic weapons...

 

Hey, I've never even cooked a shrimp, but I know it's going to be like a tiny rubber tire if you stuff it inside a chicken breast and cook it.
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I still laugh when I think: "You just can't run around like fucking Shrek in a frock all the time."

 

wtf...39 pages of pointless announcements ive missed since i last checked it out.

Im sorry for depriving myself of the best thing on the internetz.

My life has been Meh lately, barring a few good things. No i dont want to talk about it.

 

And sadness already at the pet hospital. It's going to be a great fucking day, i can just tell.

Sarcasm never\s

 

I rode out the storm at the hospital yesterday. One of my underwriters had too much to drink at the Cubs game, slipped in the middle of Clark Street and knocked himself cold. Since I was the most sober one - by far - I met him there and talked his wife off the ledge. He's got a concussion, but his pacemaker didn't go off, which is what we were all worried about.

 

What fucking day is it?

 

Same here. I started time shifting yesterday thinking it was Thursday. Whatever day it is, it will be that way all day. Outlook will rule my life today.

 

fuck!

 

Sunny and 94 today, until the storms roll in this evening. I want to play hooky and go to the pool.

 

Octobah?

 

That is one I plan on watching sooner than later. Couldn't be any worse than a few recent films I can think of that I have seen in the break room at work.