Nominate Awful Beers for my Research Project

I nominate Big Flats beer. You can get it at the Walgreens for less than $3.50 for a six-pack.
I call it the Smarties of beer due to its insubstantial taste, yet effortlessly effective effervesence.


And PBR. Did anyone mention PBR, yet? That shit makes me feel like knifing somebody. And I'm a pacifist.

 

Bullshit, it's gross. It's $2.50 for a tall can, that's why it's a hipster beer. Hipsters are all broke. I've been there, I've seen it, I've drank it. Blech.

 

I actually don't mind PBR. To me, it's the highlight of the shitty beers. If I have to drink something cheap and light, PBR is my go-to. It loses compared to "real" beer, obviously, but I don't think it's as bad as most others on this list.

 

Yuengling is my 'cheap beer.' I've only ever had PBR in bars and it makes me feel not-good and gives me a terrible hangover. I don't think I'd ever buy it to bring home.

 

Natural Ice, Natty Light... oh the hangover.
Asshouse is pretty awful, too, for all the reasons mentioned before.

Palate Wrecker Green Flash Palate Wrecker - Green Flash Brewing Co. - San Diego, CA - BeerAdvocate almost killed me once. The over-hoppy taste ruined me.
Hopslam is no good past one. I almost lost a friend because that beer makes you fucking stupid. And it tastes like the dregs of rotten hops.

I wish I could remember the name of the horrible bourbon barrel, maple, and peanut butter beers I've had in the past few year. Some really, really bad coffee stouts, too.
Milwaukee's Best and Colt 45... do malt liquors count?

 

A few months after I moved away from Ohio, you could get it there. Guess what I drank on my visit back to Ohio??? That's right bitches! Yeungling. I brought some back, but noone seemed to enjoy it here in the PacNW. I guess because it doesn't taste like you were eating a hop plant that was fertilized with nutria shit.

 

God, this thread is making me want to raid the closet for a Westvleteren 12.

 

I like both yuenglings and beers fertilized with nutria shit. Sort of like I feel about rap music.

 

Hey, my Abita Strawberry is some righteous beer fertilized with nutria shit!
I have to go live amongst the nutria! Quit it!

 

Nutria are bigger than you're expecting. Just as an aside.

 

They have them at our zoo. They're the stuff of nightmares. But, their shit makes good fertilizer for all those yummy hops.

 

Speaking of bananas, I recall this being utterly disgusting.

 

That one wasn't terrible. I like it on draft done half-and-half with a chocolate stout or Terrapin's peanut butter-chocolate beer.

Dogfish Head's SahTea and Ta'Henket are quite foul, in my opinion. Just way too much shit going on in those bottles. Flavors don't blend well.

 

I haven't drank for a long time, but some come to mind, that are cringe worthy.

Budebull (sp?) Even drunk, you couldn't stomach it, then the next day reminded you why.
Stroh's... made with Detroit river water, nuff said!
Old English, Colt 45 or any malt liquor... tastes better coming up than going down.

 

I remember Stroh's. do they still make that beer?

 

Was Old Milwaukee a bad beer?
Also, was Zima a beer, or wine cooler?