The Complaining and Bitching Thread

Getting pissy with the in-laws rarely works out. Like mud wrestling the proverbial pig.

Just remember 2 things: (1) they brought your hubby into the world; (2) the location of the key to the liquor cabinet.

Good luck!

 

Damn, I got myself banned from another forum . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . wait it was a crappy forum anyway so that's a good thing

 

Really don't want to go to work. At least it's employee appreciation weekend and I can wear jeans.

Hey grumpyolddude, come buy books from me!

 

3 hours later, I see this... Sorry, I was ermmmm... occupied. Don't even know where your store is, kiddo. I'd come browse and pretend I know how to read.

 

1. I am really tired.
2. I have to write a paper.
3. I have to finish up a presentation for tomorrow.
4. My boyfriend is leaving for 3 days again this week.
5. Because of 2 and 3 I can't spend as much time with him as I'd like before he leaves.
6. Gross.

 

Pretty sure I have an infected parotid salivary gland or a stone in it. Had similar in another salivary gland 7 or 8 years ago. Been aching on and off for the past month or so. Supposed to suck on sour candies. But none in the house. So I've been rinsing my mouth with lemon juice. the fuck. Tomorrow I'm going to the store and buy some Lemonheads. If it is still bad in a week I'll see my doctor.

 

WARNING SATISFYINGLY DISGUSTING GORE AHEAD! DO NOT CLICK IF YOU ARE FAINT OF HEARTED GUTTED!!

Well, I did warn you.

 

I can understand why I was banned from another forum
because I did spam a lot of posts. But I can see why the
person who told me about that forum was also got banned.
It's like the sin's of the father are passed on to the son.
( That would never happen here right ? )

 

Depends on what you mean by "spam" and what it involves. If you keep up with annoying behavior after it's been pointed out to you, yeah, you'll get banned. But we'll give you the chance to stop before we cut you lose.

 

Less motivation than usual. I blame the fact that I'm still sunburned and my lotion smells like coconut and vacation.

 

Yep, I'm buying Lemonheads

 

I got hit in the face with a soccer ball yesterday. Still kind of hurts.

 

Stands far enough away from you to avoid the knife that will likely come out of nowhere...
on the other hand the ensuing fight over who gets Stanley might be entertaining.

 

I know right?

A face this pretty is magical and couldn't possibly be damaged.
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He can have the dog. Never really been a dog person...they drool.

His hot wife on the other hand.......