May Is National Masturbation Month

Aaaaand there's my mental image for the day! Thanks!

 

So.....yeah. Just the best post. Like, ever.

 

Good to see everyone's like the Energizer Bunny, we keep going, and going, and going, and going. I'm thinking by the end of the month, I'll be spurting out dust rather than semen. Mr. Happy hasn't seen this much hands-on action since my grade school days. Not that either of us is doing much complaining.

 

I participated yesterday

 

In honor of the month....

Hey, don't knock masturbation! It's sex with someone I love.....Woody Allen, Annie Hall

 

I needed this today. Thank you.

 

You're welcome......

 

When did this start ? I thought every day/month was masturbation time !

 

It IS every day, every month, every year, it's just officially recognized now. Well, it has been since the mid 90's.

Now excuse me, I must get back to celebrating.

Fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap, fap...

 

Happy May 32nd!

 

So what is this now....National Clean-up Month?

 

Working as a janitor at the kind of place that offers "private booths" sounds like a job that is underpaid.

edit: works better as a new post, but "like, whatever" - *tosses beach blonde hair over shoulder in a vapid yet entertaining fashion.

"We're sorry mr the_jazz , but you have to leave now. You have already received your allowed monthly quota of customer complaints."

 

Yes it is, yes it is.

 

Ok...so what's up for June? National Blow Job Month?

 

please!