The Complaining and Bitching Thread

I took two Flexeril at 10 and still didn't sleep until 2 am. I think I'm channeling my inner Zombie(Squirrel).

 

Thankfully... glad I'm not the only one.

 

Please don't stab yourselves in the eyes. I would be quite upset. I can be an alibi if you need one though. Just saying.

 

My brain hurts.

Uncle, goddamnit... Uncle!

 

But here's the much needed silver lining:

Any time I get to tell some buffoons that something they're asking me to do for them—or insisting they be allowed to do themselves—is against Marketing Department policy, the good guys have won.

 

I keep telling myself I'm overreacting. But every. fucking. thing. this kid says to me makes me want to punch him the face today.



It doesn't help that my hormones are going into Fuck You Mode. I think I need some ice cream. And batting cages.

 

CG SMASH!

Yeah, this has totally been my day, except on a somewhat more subdued, bummed out level.

But it's getting better... !!!!!!!!

 

I heard a story from a co-worker at a previous job. He and his wife both answered the door and invited the Mormons into the living room to talk. She left and came back in a shirt showing some serious cleavage, at which point he left the room with some excuse just to leave them alone with her in the uncomfortable situation.

 

Hey... can somebody hook up this thread with an "OH NO SHE DIDN'T" gif, stat?

...thanks.

 

Thank you—that's exactly what I was looking for!

 

I'm exhausted and it's only 4:20 (ha). I still have a class tonight where I have to give a presentation.

Blech.

 

"Take the scissors firmly in your hand and strike firml.....oh wait, you're holding them wrong. "

 

I should have listened to Plan9 when he advised not inviting ex's to the TFP.
Two invited, two in flames.

 

I'm sorry

Honestly, I'm glad I didn't listen to him. And so is the rest of the TFPDOM.

You're welcome.

In other news, Green Day is dominating my ears and my guitars today. It's my go to "release ALL the frustration!" music, and it helps.
And boy howdy, has it been needed these past few weeks.

 

Beg pardon, sir, but I do believe we were dating when you introduced me.