The Complaining and Bitching Thread

I swear the next pair of well dressed kids from the Mormon church stop by and interrupt my afternoon float around my pool they're going to end up beaten and bloody in the empty lot next door. I could deal with it once a month or even once every other a week but I've gotten on their list as "once a week" or more stop. Enough is enough and guess it's time for Mr. "Nice Guy" to fade way and Mr. "Get the FUCK away for my gate" to make an appearance.

 

I was going to say just have a lot of booze and strippers around, but that may encourage them more to "save you."

I love Mormon boys. I like hitting on them to make them feel uncomfortable.

 

I should try that

 

Worth a conversation. We don't sell Nooks, though. Know where I am in Farmington Hills?

 

No I do not.

 

Corner of Halsted and Industrial Park Drive. Just south of M5.

 

Well shit! If nothing else, now I can come bug you.

 

We can be completely dead ALL DAY, and the moment Lordeden leaves, EVERYONE IN TOWN CALLS OR COMES IN. Which is good, except when people are asking things that make me feel like a blonde ditz.

 

C'mon by. Find out why I have my nickname.

 

Wait. You're not?

Shit, I have to completely rethink my entire approach to hitting on you. Godamitsomuch.

 

Aww. You'd be happy to see me and you know it!

 

If you lived a bit closer, I'd lend you Molly. She hates Mormons and Jehovah's Witness equally and intimidates the hell out of them. She's a complete and utter wuss; but she goes ballistic when they come to the door. They never come back.

 

True story!

 

Watch out. GeneticShift is a lady thief.

I saw DamnitAll FIRST!!!

 

Repeat after me:

the_jazz is an asshole and nothing he says has any baring on how awesome I am.

 

Wow, you've managed to put the Ohio accent into the written word. Huzzah!

Look at your avatar, dear.

 

Cool your jets, pretty lady. I'm no thief.